intuitively obvious to the most casual observer

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.

"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan

by stupid_moron August 4, 2006

Look into it

When you are so shit at your job and too lazy to fucking work, simply reply to your work colleagues that you will ‘look into it’ when in reality you will do fuck all about it

Yo Simon, I asked you to fix that fucking door. Now it has fell off and squashed a child. What the duck you gonna do about it

Hey man, quit sweating. I’ll look into it

by Rookie boi June 30, 2018

woman's intuition

The reason woman give for making decisions, based on information they don't want you to know they have.

-"how did you know where my brother keeps his condoms?"
-"woman's intuition"

by NOTaMIME April 17, 2015

Intoxting

Texting while intoxicated. Everything you won't say when you are sober. Drunk texting sexting texting explicit drunk

Addison: I know he was intoxting me at 3 AM when he said... "Madelyn, I am sewin love with you" and "Can I take you out for dinner and a pizza some time"

by Marcellus_Wallace September 25, 2017

get into it yuh

bitchhhhh omg do your fucking working and stop looking up get into it yuh

get into it yuh, pop out wit a truuuu uuuuck get into it yuh, if u go to chuuu uuuu uuuurch, if she ain't got a butt, nah, fucking get into it yuh

by thee_orlxndo_06 October 31, 2021

intit

Same as isn't it. Derby area.

That's a cool car intit.

by Ricky December 13, 2004

subconscious intuition

One's ability to purposely commit an inadvertent act, without any type of forethought.

The ability to act upon immediate cognition.

Evan's subconscious intuition led him to stab his girlfriend during a live news report which she was brodcasting from Times Square. That was not a smooth move; It landed him 20 years of solitary confinement.

by Jack Geezy November 9, 2006