Internot

Refusal to use or have anything to do with the internet

From Newsradio:

Matthew: Beth, look at this.
Beth: Internet?
Matthew: Yeah.
Beth: InterNOT.

by BCO July 16, 2008

internizzet

its gangster for internet

I turned on my computer just so i could sign onto the "internizzet".

by M-Kizzat April 10, 2008

internoob

Someone who fails miserably at the internet.

"how do i check my email lol?"

"Dude, you're such an internoob"

by ZT December 31, 2005

internoob

A person who is a noob across more than one platform on which it is possible to be a noob.

Pete sucks at surfing, mixed up Half-Life and Second life, and didn't start skating until he was 21.

What an internoob.

by Underground Boy October 11, 2004

InterNOT

Those holder sites that you run into when you type in something completely random, and a cheap ass search engine pops up. When you load the page, you are generally greeted with:

"This site does not exist... YET!!!"
or
"This domain now for sale to the highest bidder b/c we are douchebags."

www.pwot.com
www.screamingbaby.com
are both examples of interNOTs

by banana fonez October 16, 2006

Internym

Refers to acronyms from the internet that have no real established pronunciation. Portmanteau of Internet and Acronym.

I don't know how to pronounce this internym; is it 'fak' or 'F-A-Q'?

by keamoose March 20, 2009

Intercom Tag

What Managers Do In The Retail Business, When Someone Pages a Person Via The Intercom To Dial Them At a Certain Number, Then The Paged Person Pages The Pager With A Certain Number. Happens When You Can't Hear The Phone Extention to Dial, It Usually Goes on for like Five Minutes Until An Outside Party Who Actually Heard The Extention Number Tells One Of The Pagers. Pretty Annoying if You Have To Hear It 8:30 am on a Monday.

Manager One: "Manager 2 Dial 362"
A Minute Goes By
Manager Two: "Manager 1 Call 206"
30 Seconds Pass
Manager One: "Manager 2 Dial Extention 362"
Goes On For Another Five Minutes

by Ibble February 27, 2005