Insult

An Exqmple of an insult is: I know that u smell like hairy teddy bear tht has been shit on multiple times. But you dont gotta keep going upstairs into the bucket and pissing in my fucking bcket. I'm just saying when you have diareah donr shit in my fcking bed! It's annoying as fuck and my room just smells like cheese and shit. I know that you want to shit in the bucket all the time, but you dont gotta be a ketchup man every time you Expres it and you make me want to take a maslsive shit on somone's face rn even if its Hallowen and it smells. But the point is that you smell like a bee cumd all over the floor upside dwn. I alredy ate the cigarette and it tasted like if blaugh went on the ceiling fan and took a masive shit , and u turned on the fan it would spray all over your cheks, you gotta stop taking a shit on my pilow! It gets fukcing annoying when I'm just laying in sht. Plus the VIP member took my cheese and shoved it up his ass! But then I had to rip it out of his ass and eat it. It kinda tasted better. I'm getting off topic. The point is, STOP SHIVING MY CHESE IN YOUR MOUTH AND UP YOUR ASS! I would greatly appreciate if u shat in ur own bed and not on my ceiling fan locatd on the wal. But I started out with a bok, and now theres a big pile of shit! Okay but i saw your history, and uh, I saw pregnant dwarf pron. I'm just asking what the fuckimg ow wrong with u rn? I'm just concerned tht if you keep up with this you will be going upstairs a shit inside my pumpkin again:(

Person 1: i insult u now. die u poopy
person 2 no

by balogna mans March 16, 2022

Insult

A way to make pretty much everyone really dislike you .
Makes you look like a d-bag.
Others listening may find it funny however and therefore you must do it in large public areas such as at school or in a meeting so when you lose a friend, you gain 3 more. Contradicting myself, using insults may be a great way to gain friends and people who respect you as the Supreme Leader.

Insult: "If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the number of your chromosomes and then jump to your IQ."
*a small loan of 1 million friends gained!!!
*success at the cost of 1 old, useless, unwanted, unneeded nun-of-a-friend.
*worth

by SexyLemons a.k.a Anonymous June 1, 2016

Insultful

a fictitious word meaning full of insult.

Roberts comments were insultful to Cheryl.
Although Cheryl is quite tubby

by Phalic June 16, 2010

insultate

To insinuate by insulting
Defining a person by using fake knowledge about them

Nikki, even as smart as she is, always insultated Ted thinking he’s not as smart as he really is.

Hey Nikki, who are you trying to insultate?

by Kurfew January 15, 2020

insultment

A word a stupid blonde might use instead of insult because she’s uneducated which used to exist in the Old English language before it became obsolete by the word insult

*Author’s irl experience*
Stupid blonde: So shut up and stop being an insultment

Intelligent Author: You mean insult?
Stupid blonde: No, insultment

by Educatedperson June 16, 2018

Insultant

One who is educated in treating or speaking with contemptuous rudeness and obvious arrogance and paid for this service

Insultant: "You are a spineless, heap of flaming dog poo and you are not worth the paper i wipe my ass with."

Boss: "Who are you and why are you telling me this?!"

Insultant: "I'm Joe's insultant, here's my card and referrals are appreciated."

by TheInsultant November 19, 2011

Insults

Derogatory shit to say of someone.

Girl- Your insults are getting weak.
Guy- At least they had strength at one time, yours have always been weak and still are.
Girl- You are such an asshole.
Guy- That's exactly what I'm talking about.

by Solid Mantis September 3, 2020