insult to injury
insult to injury by Gerard Irick October 14, 2010
insult sex
When two people like each other but refuse to admit it. Commonly saying they hate each other even when their, basically already friends. They joke around, hang out, insulting each other the whole time.
If you even call it "insulting", it's really more like mock flirting. Never imply though that like each other in a relationship sense as they will deny,deny, DENY.
You can ALWAYS tell when people are having insult sex.
If you even call it "insulting", it's really more like mock flirting. Never imply though that like each other in a relationship sense as they will deny,deny, DENY.
You can ALWAYS tell when people are having insult sex.
Person 1:God can you stop jumping around your like the fucking energizer bunny!! It's annoying as hell.
Person 2: You know you love it, I just keep going and going.
Person 1: You WISH you kept going and going.
Person 2: Oh and how would you know how long I can go?
Person 1: I just do.
Person 3: Can you two stop have insult sex over there, go get a room.
Person 1&2: WHAT, we aren't even like that.
Person 2: You know you love it, I just keep going and going.
Person 1: You WISH you kept going and going.
Person 2: Oh and how would you know how long I can go?
Person 1: I just do.
Person 3: Can you two stop have insult sex over there, go get a room.
Person 1&2: WHAT, we aren't even like that.
insult sex by Synergy24 October 19, 2009
Insult Reversal
You: Your a doucher
Doucher: What? Did you say your a doucher?
You: No I called you a doucher.
Doucher: So you admit being a doucher?
You: Did you pull an insult Reversal
Doucher: Yes I am ashamed...
Doucher: What? Did you say your a doucher?
You: No I called you a doucher.
Doucher: So you admit being a doucher?
You: Did you pull an insult Reversal
Doucher: Yes I am ashamed...
Insult Reversal by Vohn November 5, 2009
insult bukkake
That ho called up and was straight tryin' ta play me, so I put her on speaker and everybody in the room gave her the insult bukkake.
insult bukkake by da capo November 4, 2009
Insult Kamikaze
An insult kamikaze is the term applied to the action of insulting someone at your expense, so you insult both yourself and the other person.
Miguel: Suck dick Nico.
Lane: Nico does know how to suck some dick.
Nico: You would know.
Lane: Are you insulting me or yourself?
Nico: I don't know, both of us I guess.
Lane: So it's like an insult kamikaze.
Nico: I like that, I have to add that to the Urban Dictionary
Lane: Nico does know how to suck some dick.
Nico: You would know.
Lane: Are you insulting me or yourself?
Nico: I don't know, both of us I guess.
Lane: So it's like an insult kamikaze.
Nico: I like that, I have to add that to the Urban Dictionary
Insult Kamikaze by SMSchoirboy October 31, 2011
Insult bet
A bet in Texas hold ‘em poker, on the river, when the player using the insult bet has a marginal hand, but believes their opponent has a slightly worse hand, but cannot fold to the insult bet because the pot is too big and offers fantastic pot odds, so they reluctantly call and lose the pot.
Can be balanced by using the insult bluff and the insult induce
Can be balanced by using the insult bluff and the insult induce
Aww man... I keep getting milked by the insult bet at cascades casino by that fish Grant, if I keep calling I’m gonna go broke
Insult bet by GrantSmith December 8, 2018
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