An amazing little machine that I could not live without. What does it do you wonder? It pumps insulin, hence the name INSULIN PUMP. It for when you have type one diabetes, and the only downers are changing your set (where the insulin actually goes in) and having to bring it with you everywhere. And they cost $4000.
I would probably be dead by now without my insulin pump, I suck at taking care of my diabetes, mostly because its a pain in the ass.
by c-ross June 2, 2007
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I think I hit an insurance fraud, 'cus he chucked himself in front of an 18 wheeler and a bike before he stumbled over to me...
by RollCage24 January 4, 2014
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A combination of the words 'insult' and 'insincere'. Something said in order to be offensive, while not necessarily being true or meant. Is total bull that is simply meant to insult someone.
Not to be confused with Insultsincere, which is when something is said that normally wouldn't have been in order to hurt someone. You mean what you're saying, you just normally wouldn't say it so harshly. Almost always a douche move.
Not to be confused with Insultsincere, which is when something is said that normally wouldn't have been in order to hurt someone. You mean what you're saying, you just normally wouldn't say it so harshly. Almost always a douche move.
Joey: Lisa, you're a fat bitch and I hate you.
Lisa: What? Please tell me you're just being insultcere!
Joey: No, I'm not. I abhor your existence. Lose some weight and stop being so damn obnoxious.
Lisa: Way to be insultsincere, you douche bag.
Lisa: What? Please tell me you're just being insultcere!
Joey: No, I'm not. I abhor your existence. Lose some weight and stop being so damn obnoxious.
Lisa: Way to be insultsincere, you douche bag.
by PianissimoAubergineDreams November 22, 2011
Get the Insultcere mug.Unscrupulous act of deliberately destroying a business or property, typically by fire, in order to reclaim its (often fraudulently inflated) value from an insurance policy.
See also: Brexit, fire sale.
See also: Brexit, fire sale.
by Professor Arsegarp November 25, 2020
Get the insurance job mug.Porn Insurance are features that help hide evidence of looking at pornography. Places such as Google Chrome have many features like this such as deleting your history at the click of a button, incognito tabs, and various other things. Porn insurance may seem like useless features to normal people, and a safety button for vigorous fappers.
Guy1: My mom came into my room while I was looking at porn.
Guy2: Oh shit, did she see you fapping?
Guy1: No man, my beef stick wasn't out, thank god. But she wanted to use my laptop and I didn't have time to delete my history, she saw my porn in related searches.
Guy3: That's why I put porn insurance on my computer.
Guy2: Oh shit, did she see you fapping?
Guy1: No man, my beef stick wasn't out, thank god. But she wanted to use my laptop and I didn't have time to delete my history, she saw my porn in related searches.
Guy3: That's why I put porn insurance on my computer.
by Revived Divine August 1, 2012
Get the Porn Insurance mug.When you fill your car with people, so if gets gapped in a race, you can blame the extra weight being your disadvantage. The insurance being you may win, but if you lose you can blame something other than your car or driving
by Jdowdy August 6, 2019
Get the Gap Insurance mug.State Farm -noun: A band of fascist liars who use guerrilla tactics in order to do absolutely nothing, with the exception of fucking all of their clients, while still making millions of dollars every year.
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-Synonym: Aaron Burr, Al-Qaida, asshole, enron, Hitler, liar, nazi, north korea, pedophile, politician, rapist, scientology, terrorist, thief, totalitarian.
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-Synonym: Aaron Burr, Al-Qaida, asshole, enron, Hitler, liar, nazi, north korea, pedophile, politician, rapist, scientology, terrorist, thief, totalitarian.
"Fuck State Farm Insurance!"
"Why?"
"Because I thought this war was over, but apparently its not because on the contrary to our rental car agreement state farm backed out of paying for 42 days of rental car use. Due to an accounting error by state farm and a billing error by enterprise auto insurance no one noticed until today that I owe over $900 to enterprise car rental. At this point all I can do is laugh. I have never heard of someone getting fucked so badly with auto insurance claim until now. My car was just paid off last week although it has been totaled since October 7, 2006! Tell your friends and tell your family FUCK STATE FARM auto insurance! I hope that fucking company goes bankrupt and all of its employees get laid off. Especially all of the ones who took part in processing my claim, their fates are destine to be filled with nothing but torture and suffering. Karma is a bitch and everyone single one of those mother-fuckers is going down!"
"Why?"
"Because I thought this war was over, but apparently its not because on the contrary to our rental car agreement state farm backed out of paying for 42 days of rental car use. Due to an accounting error by state farm and a billing error by enterprise auto insurance no one noticed until today that I owe over $900 to enterprise car rental. At this point all I can do is laugh. I have never heard of someone getting fucked so badly with auto insurance claim until now. My car was just paid off last week although it has been totaled since October 7, 2006! Tell your friends and tell your family FUCK STATE FARM auto insurance! I hope that fucking company goes bankrupt and all of its employees get laid off. Especially all of the ones who took part in processing my claim, their fates are destine to be filled with nothing but torture and suffering. Karma is a bitch and everyone single one of those mother-fuckers is going down!"
by Frankieverdi February 8, 2007
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