Insultcere

A combination of the words 'insult' and 'insincere'. Something said in order to be offensive, while not necessarily being true or meant. Is total bull that is simply meant to insult someone.

Not to be confused with Insultsincere, which is when something is said that normally wouldn't have been in order to hurt someone. You mean what you're saying, you just normally wouldn't say it so harshly. Almost always a douche move.

Joey: Lisa, you're a fat bitch and I hate you.

Lisa: What? Please tell me you're just being insultcere!

Joey: No, I'm not. I abhor your existence. Lose some weight and stop being so damn obnoxious.

Lisa: Way to be insultsincere, you douche bag.

Insultcere by PianissimoAubergineDreams November 22, 2011

insulters circle 

The term used for your circle of friends that are close enough to you that they can insult you freely without hard feelings or consequence.

Example 1:
Josie: "Yeah, she called me a whore the other day, but its fine because shes in my insulters circle."

Example 2:
Harry: "God, Haley, you're so fat. You should really get more exercise."
Haley: "Hell nah! You are not in my insulters circle, that is SO not okay." *bitch slap*

insulters circle by joley5204d6 September 18, 2009

insultery 

The premise of insulting someone

I cannot come up with any constructive insultery for I am tired.

That was a great display of insultery!

insultery by Mr. Mofo September 26, 2005

insulter 

Someone who insults people. Whoever in your class that say this word has the brains of a brick. Who the fuck even made this word up

Shut up you insulter

insulter by Dllm January 8, 2020

Second Life Insulter 

A "Second Life Insulter" (SLI) is someone who talks totally negatively about the platform Second Life (see Second Life).
They become so bitter usually because they try Second Life, find out how easy it is to have 'hot wild sex' with some 'hot chick'- have their little avatar do so, only to suddenly discover that the person behind that avatar is some fat middle aged guy called Abdul. The trauma makes them so bitter.
SLIer's who have done it MORE than once before they discover that its a man on thee other end (usually by wanting to do voice and therefore HEAR them) can be spotted by the use of the mantra "I at least have a first life"
Please note this line is only used by American and British SL users who do this- as far as we can tell the millions of Brazillian, Turkish, Russian, French, Spanish, Japanese SL users do not use it so much for 'hot sex'.

SLI: Second Life is LAME! It is only used by LOSERS!!
SL user: You had oral sex with a man using a female avi didn't you?
(pause)
SLI: He said he loved me... (sobs) People who use SL have no life...
SL user: There there, it will be ok... no need to be a Second Life Insulter...

Second Life Insulter by abdulfromturkey October 6, 2008

Insulter's Joke 

When you insult somebody as a joke, but you actually mean it.

Kate says to Hanna sarcastically, "You look terribly today!"
Hanna responds, "Was that an Insulter's Joke or what?"

Insulter's Joke by BlueberryBear May 25, 2016

Insulternet 

Previously called the internet, the influx of keyboard warriors and trolls alike created a new dystopian utopia for those interested parties, the insulternet, where insults are the primary currency whether you’ve asked to buy something or not.

You hear the latest goss? The insulternet is going wild over how ugly that celeb’s new baby is, like get a clue!

Insulternet by nonsensedv November 3, 2021