Instabaked

When one becomes instantly high after inhaling a large amount of marijuana smoke.

Instantly Baked... "Instabaked!"

1-"That was a huge toke, dude!"
2-"Yeah. I'm fucking instabaked!"

by Juggernazi October 17, 2008

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instafucker

What you can say if you see a hot girl that you would want to have relations with immediately.

"Man, that girl is Hot!"
"Hell yeah, I'd instafucker"

by DJ @WP February 9, 2006

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Instawank

when you wank over someones insta account because the wifi blocks porn

James: i just did an instawank over Chelsea's fat arse

by SouLessGingER666 July 29, 2016

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Instarape

When someone takes a photo from your phone not meant for the public eye, and uploads it to your Instagram. Usually rather embarassing. Similiar to facerape

REALLY?! My sister instaraped me...

by instarape March 2, 2015

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In Simple Words: A person who instantly locks a character in a video game.

A more detailed explanation:
A person who happens to enjoy sucking cock on a daily basis, A person who interacts with men in a sexual way without their consent.
This person also happens to stay inside of their house all of the time as they have no life in the outside world.

Instalocker: Hey I just instantly locked that character! now noone else can get it!
Person1: Bro just say you are a virgin
Person2: Hes probably one of those jett Instalocker dudes
Instalocker: *screams at mic*

by Stutrez September 29, 2021

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instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012

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