Instazoned

When you post something on Instagram and it only get 3 or less likes. Especially when having over a hundred followers.

Girl: I posted a pic but only got 2 likes!

Guy: Lol, you just got Instazoned.

by Chibi-Jessie September 1, 2014

instatone

It's when you play an instrument, and the tone quality is instantly amazing, no effort required.

Person: whenever you play the euphonium it's just instatone for you

Me: No

by TrappedOppai(• )( •) October 12, 2018

instabond

connecting with a person prematurely
when a new acquaintance adopts an attitude of intimacy and familiarity that is premature

Someone tells you "I feel like you're my soulmate" after just meeting you, is an example of instabonding.

by Courage! September 11, 2019

Instagone

When you are living with someone and there is no sign at all of unhappiness and then they come home one day and say they don't want to be with you anymore and never come back, or talk, or get most of their things.

1 was going to propose but one day she came home, broke-up with me and now is instagone. 1 dont even know where she lives, what kind of car she drives, or what is happening in her life.

by Versity Variants June 18, 2024