Instabeef

The act of instantaneously beefing someone after some nigga makes genuine conversation. Usually involves a human of the female gender.

Guy 1: Mad wheels dude!
Girl: BULLSHIT. GO FUCK YOURSELF! THIS MAN IS TALKING TO ME PURELY PROFESSIONALLY

Guy 2: Ma nigga! Looks like a serious case of some instabeef here!
Guy 1: I know man, I'm out!

by nig4eva January 20, 2013

instabake

1. When one inhales a large amount of hash and marijuana, upon the exhale of smoke, one may or may not be insta-baked - the instant sensation of being "baked" has completely entered your body and you are lifted and shifted, higher than the ceiling.

"Instabaked by hash nigga"

by zootedandbooted August 15, 2012

instagarl

a person who posts... E.V.E.R.Y.T.H.I.N.G

zeko is such an instagarl

by such a dumb blonde October 2, 2019

instabacon

bacon cooked in a microwave. so cool, so hot.

instabacon is such a cool product!

by kal ⚡ September 6, 2021

instaban

1. Verb. To be banned for ongoing play in an online video game for some action of insignificance, typically by some fat power hungry nerd who thrives on exercising his online powers.

My boy Nameless One just got instabanned for saying google.com in the main chat room by faggot Adept_Lynx!

by The Goat August 21, 2005

Instaban

verb (used with object), instabanned
1. to prohibit, forbid, or bar from instagram due to inappropriate or excessive use of the app through posting an inordinate amount of vain pictures which may include self-indulgently sentimental couple shots with hashtags such as #together #awesome #cutecouple or #togetherforever

2. Also appropriately used as a hash tag when a instagram user abuses other users feeds with images of puppies or baby animals

eg. Ugh I'm so going to #instaban Polly, tenth picture of her stupid pug she has posted today!

by SUzyQ May 12, 2014

instabro

People (usually men) who make an instant, friendly, non-sexual connection. The term is often used in larger social interactions when you and your instabro are having an awesome conversation and some bored party-goer butts in: "where do you know each other from?" / "how long have you been friends?"

Bro1: Dude, I'll give you 1000$ if I can bang your sis.
Bro2: Woah, 1000$ - finally someone who *gets me*!
Sis: Hey, what's up guys? You seem to be having quite a chat.
Bro2: Yeah, me and my instabro here are helping each other out.

by Chymera August 26, 2013