Imprompoo

Noun
A poo that is unplanned and takes the person in question by surprise. Not to be confused with shit your pants; an Imprompoo is experienced whilst visiting the toilet for its conventional purpose.

ORIGIN
21st century
From 'Impromptu' (adjective & adverb) - done without being planned, organized, or rehearsed.

I just had a great imprompoo - totally unexpected!

by Failing Academic May 27, 2011

Inprosal

an action or message (verbal or otherwise) to convey an interest in being proposed to, and that it would be okay or even preferred

Mary's inprosal to John left him dumbstruck.

by VanillaThunder4492 December 29, 2011

intromission

In sex its putting the penis inside of the vagina

He skipped oral and went straight for the intromission

by themaharaja December 17, 2009

Impromptu Ding Dong

Before you proceed to make sweet love to a woman's anal area, be sure that she has eaten a hearty meal. As you are giving it to her good, tell her when you are about to come. This next part is very tricky. As you come, she will simultaneously shit, thus enveloping your cum in her shit. The end product resembles a Hostess Ding Dong.

I didn't have to go to the convenient store because my girlfriend and I made an impromptu ding dong. We split it.

by AWOFF November 21, 2010

Inpromise

When a straight person and a gay person hook up; an "inverse" compromise where both get something, but not everything, they want.

Bill and Lindsay had their college experience and inpromised while camping last night.

by tinypoop February 12, 2018

Inphomnia

When a person spends too much time on their phone & don't interact with each other in social gatherings

At the party, Kevin noticed that everbody there had inphomnia. He was the only one not conjoined with his phone.

by Angiml May 6, 2018

inproductive

opposite of produtive

'i am so inproductive today'

by SiBeiNoob April 30, 2019