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Employment
em•ploy•ment: The exchange of one’s expertise/skills and personal time in exchange for currency or any other means of reimbursement.
You request a specific set of skills and an alotted amount of time from me to accomplish a task/project. Therefore, upon my employment, you give me whatever I want or I accept whatever you're offering in return; proir to or upon completion of the task/project.
by TyvekNomex January 9, 2013
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Employment Agency Promise

The wildly exaggerated amount of time, that a prospective employee is told by an Employment Agency that a job will last. Mainly used by desperate recruiters,as they know that the shorter amount of days offered, the less chance they are going to get anybody to do the job. Ergo they will miss out on their earner.
Phone rings and it is the local lacking in any honour or credibility employment agency. "Have you got your own PPE, a CSCS card, a pulse, a day glow vest and can you start yesterday? Good, we have a job helping to lay turf on a building site of ten houses which will last six months".
Person at the other end of the phone who has heard it all before - "No it won't, it will only be for about two days. I don't trust you, this is only another Employment Agency Promise !"
by Dum Briller October 23, 2019
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HAND EMPLOYMENT

To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP
Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!
by SCOTT ` June 8, 2007
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farming implement

That fucking farming implement didn't put out!
by LAURENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN December 25, 2008
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Implements of Destruction

Any object/objects that can cause great bodily harm, usually stumbled on by accident.
i.e. In "Commando ", Matrix is on the island, the building with the tablesaw blades,implements of destruction.

i.e. In "Twister", Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton run for cover inside the outbuilding with all the sowing and reaping equipment, implements of destruction.
by HellsMother April 4, 2020
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grammar implementer

Noun- referring to obnoxious individuals who are prescriptivist in nature and feel the need to implement the suffocating and irregular rules of English grammar, down the throats of learners. They are known to be particularly vicious to the poor second language learners who sometimes apply the rules of their native tongue, to English.
Oh god, my English teacher is such a stuck-up grammar implementer!
by The unlikely candidate September 2, 2022
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Implyment

The act of being employed
Laurie didn't get Implyment
by Ice-creammaker April 27, 2024
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