illiterate

The person next to you. The one with the stupid look on their face as they look over your shoulder at the screen wondering what all the symbols mean.

It's okay, I understand that you're illiterate, but we can play video games later.

Why are you looking over my shoulder? You're illiterate.

by VANCANMAN February 28, 2010

Illiterate Fuck

A person who has a small vocabulary and resorts to making up his own words to decribe the things that already exist, or is too lazy to use all of the words that define or decribe the idea.

You illiterate fuck, that's not a real word! It's Snoop-Dog, not Snoopy Dog!

by Jeffrey Lee June 18, 2006

Illiterate

A user on a website who lacks the proper literacy skills needed to communicate properly. They spell words with "shorthand" spelling, known as chatspeak. Words are spelled with singly letters, number replace letters in some words.

These people claim that they type that way because it's quicker & easier, which shows tell-tale signs of lazyness. They accuse people who type properly of being elitists.

Man, I'm glad that illiterate is gone. Couldn't he read that this is a Literates room?

by Morava March 9, 2007

illiterate

In some circles, used as a synonym for incompotent in any way, regardless of any reading ability. For example, it could be used to describe a bad driver, someone who sucks at videogames, or someone who fails a test.

OMG, you illiterate n00b!

by jmtas June 14, 2006

iLiterate

Someone who cannot figure out how to use their iPhone

Jen is so iLiterate, she keeps sending me screenshots of her texts

by Scuba_steve September 29, 2019

ILLITERATE COCKROACHES

ILLITERATE COCKROACHES are a punk band

ILLITERATE COCKROACHES is my favourite band

by Rubbish world July 4, 2023

Grocery store illiterate

When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.

Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.

I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.

"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian

"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee

by Caityj August 27, 2013