ILONA

Ilona is the name of a certain legend with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an eleventy forty-four. They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an ilona never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one true ilona left though. When the last ilonas death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without ilona is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an ilona are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess

Guy1: "Woah man! did you see that ilona?"

Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"

Guy1"Me niether!"

Guy2:"We should go check that out!"

Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."

Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!

by Chief_BS October 24, 2018

Ilona Answer

Choosing to answer or comment only on those parts of a question or sentence that one feels comfortable answering.

Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.

ex 1.
Q: So what are you up to today?
Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke?

ex 2.
Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy?
IA: How about pizza?

by Ro_man September 15, 2011

intonk

a spelling or replacement based on the colloquial pronunciation of “i think” ; this is used within the new generation

“do you know the answer to problem 4?”
“intonk it’s seven”

by beomsclues March 20, 2023

ILona

Very smart loyal girl usually attracted to guys named Dante, freaky as shizzzzzz and is looking for a Dante so if your name is Dante shot your shot :)

Wow Ilona is so pretty

by James Nicole March 22, 2019

Ilona

A hot ass woman that u would fo sure tap.

Kyle:Did you see Kylie the other day?
Luke:dude shes so hot her name should be Ilona

by e x a d e April 13, 2019

ITonyss18

ITonyss18: a person who can be a bit excessive

Your just like ITonyss18

by ITonyss18 August 28, 2021

Monika Anna Maria Ilona

One and only in the world. She is the sweetest girlfriend in the world. She has blue eyes and is Hungarian but born in America. She speaks hungarian with her father and he is from Serbia. She likes pipacs and the color yellow. She is currently wearing a ladybug sweater and is waiting for her car to get serviced.

Monika Anna Maria Ilona 343434 scout leader zrinyi ilona. Monika Anna Maria Ilona is a good hungarian folk dancer!

by survi11 March 19, 2022