Illuminati

An ancient secret brotherhood dedicated to fucking up the lives of paranoid people around the world

My psychiatrist prescribed Risperidone, but I suspect that this is just some sneaky Illuminati-plot to get rid of me, since I am heir to the throne of Denmark

by Baron Adeler July 1, 2011

illuminati boy

a user on stan twitter, who hates ice cream, is always horny but is funny too tho.

illuminati boy is horny again

by stan twt user October 11, 2020

Illuminati

the Illuminati is a secret orginazation of the most powerful and influential elite in the world.They go back for centuries and maintain the same bloodlines.They set up the council on forign relations,the bilderberg group and the tri-laterial commission.those 3 groups all meet to plan the fate of the world.They consists of international bankers,top government officials,leaders in the energy cartel and media monopoly owners and have control over the U.N. and unesco.their subdivisions reach into everyones daily life without most sheeple even being aware of it. They also have ties to the freemasons,skull and bones, and the knights templar.their ultimate goal is for a one world government which they will control,also a one world currency,and they want control and ownership of all land,property,resources and people.Also they manipulate political parties,and the legal and illigal drug trade and federal agencies related to all matters listed above.

rockefeller foundation,ford foundation, carlysle group,J.P.Morgan,oppenhiemer,kuhn leub,federal reserve system and many others involved. check out bloodlines of the illuminati and new world order

by New Rising Sun June 6, 2005

minecraft illuminati

When you Google something and Minecraft appears. This literally can occur when ANYTHING is googled and is usually one of the top websites, images or videos. This can even occur when something isn't even in the. It's as if Minecraft is always watching. Similar effects can be observed

Person 1: I searched "How to get to the moon" and it came up with "How to get to the moon on Minecraft"
Person 2: Well yeah, everything you search comes up with Minecraft.
Person 1: Minecraft illuminati man, minecraft illuminati...

by danaxleer January 16, 2015

Illuminati

The Bastards who killed Michael Jackson to prevent him from Revealing the truth about the New World Order on July 8th,2009 during his concerts.

The Illuminati has also killed Tupac, Bob Marley, and John Lennon.

by TheTruth102 July 30, 2009

illuminati complex

when someone thinks they deserve money and fame for something they really aren't that great at, they might begin to blame some omnipotent, mysterious group called the illuminati for their lack of success. If this becomes a habit, they may develop an illuminati complex.

Hopsin isn't as popular as Tyler the Creator, so Tyler must be an illuminati puppet. hopsin has an illuminati complex.

by trollfeet May 20, 2014

illuminate me

Tell me what you know or another way of saying “enlighten me”

i.e., when someone says they have something to tell you.

My friend said, “Have I got some shit to tell you.” I said, “illuminate me.”

by radarlove1968 April 21, 2019