licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planets

When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.

SpongeBob SquarePants - "Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets"

by SmeariestMocha9 October 29, 2019

illegalites

Term given to a girl or group of girls who are under the age of consent, and socialise with older guys. A group of 13-15 year old girls who hang around with a group of 16-18 lads would be perfectly described as illegalites.

"Man, Smithy drank 3 litres of cider on Friday night then poked that illegialite around the back of the shops, what a legend!"

or

"Thoose illegalites are a bunch of sluts Mikey, but i love it!"

by David Murray & Michael Smith November 19, 2007

illegal operation

Every program causes this in Windows.

Explorer.exe has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down immediately.

by MEarnhardtFan August 25, 2004

Illeanna

An Illeanna is a very smart, talented, beautiful, sweetest person you will ever meet. She is also MAD thick. She will play a lot of sports and she may be into baseball or football! She likes a lot of guys, and has been treated wrong. She will always be there for you or whenever you need to talk to her she'll listen. She is very fun and will most likely do anything also her favorite color is blue. If you have an Illeanna keep her!

Boy: "Is that Illeanna?"

Girl: Yeah, she's my best friend!"

Boy:" She's beautiful and seems sweet, I'ma go talk to her!"

Girl: " Have fun!"

by Baddie_19;) February 17, 2020

illeegal

an elite spam page who has an odd obsession with nick wilde

onion_bitch: “hey! illegal posted again, its just about nick wilde again though.”
mouselotion: “i swear that motherfucker is weird. he is seriously a weird ass faggot”
illeegals real name i believe is “eric”… white ass name me thinks

by sage_ June 18, 2021

Illegal Idol

Will be the next hit in reality television in America. Hundreds of thousands of Illegal immigrants will compete in front of three judges, performing whatever it is that they are good at or what they feel will benefit America, in hopes for the GRAND PRIZE....1 US GREEN CARD.

Man did you watch Illegal Idol last night? That little mexican really cleaned the shit out of that house.

I cant believe that that girl from India can make a rug that fast, and it was beautiful. She will win Illegal Idol for sure..

by Coles Bosox February 22, 2008

illegitimate masturbating

1. what jesus is said to have condemned as the greatest sin to be commited as "it is wasting thy knuckle children into a sock only to be put into the bottom ov a hamper."

2. what is done on a daily basis in the white house

3. learning algebra

4. sharing files on frostwire

i gotta go do some illegitimate masturbating

by incipitsathanas October 19, 2009