idekam

i dont even know anymore

dude, my life is so fucked, my girlfriend just dumped me, my grades are horrible... idekam.

by encisnotfabulous January 7, 2010

You have no idea

A response that emphasizes the irony of the preceding statement.

Woman A: Your husband is unfaithful?
Woman B: You have no idea. (Husband has a gay lover)

Man A: Heard you a crazy weekend!
Man B: You have no idea. (Man B is a secret agent who used a party as a cover for a mission)

by Urban LXX November 1, 2015

Idea ball

A Nigerian street soccer slang for a flashy looking pass that ends up not being useful to anybody.
Usually executed with a copious amount of unnecessary finesse.

Thiago can only play idea ball. He doesn’t want goals, he just likes hearing ‘idea’ ‘idea’

by concernedluvr January 24, 2021

Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man

The best work of literature ever. The author chose his words carefully to create such a masterpiece. Words like "Turts" "Turty" and, of course, "Perchance" only help the writer prove his point.

Person 1: "Have you read 'Mario, the Idea vs Mario, the Man' yet?"
Person 2: "What is that"

by TylerGaming101_YT November 3, 2022

ideal type

a type of person that catches your eye. a type of person you're interested in. it can be a celebrity or just characterists/face features.

MC: What's your ideal type?
Sehun: Well, Miranda Kerr of course.

by arihyung January 29, 2017

IDRAN

It's an abreveation for " I didn't receive a notification". It's very useful for lazy people who don't like to write the full form.

Girl: Why were you not replying to my texts?
Boy: Sorry, IDRAN!

by Mystificator403 July 12, 2020

Ideal Boyfriend

A Michael is the best boyfriend you could ever want. Hes caring, a gentlemen, sweet, gourgeous eyes, cutest and kindest guy you will every meet so don't lose him cause it will be hard to find another person like him.

Girl: My date with Michael was amazing. Hes the perfect Ideal Boyfriend.
Friend: What happened?
Girl: He was so nice he was such a gentlemen i hope we have a 2nd date.
Friend: I hope so too

by HarleyQuinn♦💟♦💟♦ September 27, 2017