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Frosty Red Icicle

A crazy finish to an orgy which has 12-33 retarded midgets with micro penises ejaculating on a 3 foot tall redhead that is upside down in the freezing cold and letting the nut freeze resulting in a hairdew that results in the redhead resembling a troll fom the movie trolls.
“God mother fucking dam, that bitch just got a crazy Frosty Red Icicle”

“Grandma is a freak, she can handle a Frosty Red Icicle better than my dad in his prime!”

“Oh, Stephen Hawking? Yeah, he gave my Grandma a Frosty Red Icicle back in 04.”
by Nathaniel smallcockkingson October 7, 2023
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Brown Icicle

The act of shitting on your sex partner while out in the snow after your anus is nearly frozen.
I need to take a hot shower, sarah just gave me a brown icicle
by manswer April 29, 2009
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Morning Icicle

Morning Icicle is when a male wakes up with an unnaturally cold boner. Usually found in the winter or when sleeping with your meat in an ice bucket. 99% of all cases wake up screaming due to the huge pain of a frozen, erect, penis.
Joe: Hey, have you seen Steve?
Rob: yeah, he woke up about an hour ago screaming.
Joe: Oh! Did he have another Morning Icicle?
Rob: Yeah, I don't know why we go camping with him.
by ryaneschevere July 28, 2011
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wrist icicle

When you fist a girl and she creams on your hand/wrist leaving you with a white ring around your wrist.
"Jenny and I were getting really into it last night, and she gave me a wrist icicle after I started fisted her!"
by Spdudws January 3, 2017
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Icicles

The cum/slobber that drips off a whore's chin after a really sloppy blowjob.
Did you see the icicles hanging off that whore's chin??! After deep throating johnny's giant wang Jenny had 2 huge icicles hanging from her chin.
by The Icicle King September 8, 2009
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icicle minigun

When you freeze your cumshots and put it inside a nerf gun and fire it towards the girls pussy
Bradley tried doing the icicle minigun on Jenna and her pussy ended up frozen solid
by Fireguy47 September 4, 2018
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icicle pickle

When your girlfriend’s freezing cold hands touch your penis.
Don’t touch me! You’re giving me an icicle pickle.
by Senor Bunluv October 26, 2018
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