IKEA

A magical big blue Swedish box responsible for most fights, break ups and injuries.

Me and my (Ex)wife went to IKEA this morning. We fought for hours and I hurt my toe from a flatpack shelf collapsing.

by JoshuaStonefish October 17, 2019

Ikeaphile

An Ikeaphile is someone who is addicted to the low cost, modern Swedish world of Ikea.

This person is prone to driving long miles to eat Swedish meatballs and may have an addiction to Lingonberry juice. There taste is in modern furniture with a European flare but not expensive and in better condition than items from other stores. Be very careful: Ikeaphiles will sometimes do and say anything to get lost in the giant blue store. They may carry around tape rulers and shopping lists in their pockets and complain where their shopping cart isn't four wheel drive.

by JonSmurf April 29, 2006

IKEA

IKEA, the best furniture super store ever invented, for people who love to sit in the rafters or furinture of IKEA and watch...
Madness
Chaos
Emotional breakdowns
Anarchy
Insanity
Confusion
Serious furniture related injurys
Arguing
Fighting
Midlife crisis'
Vomiting
Paranoia
Death
Accidental misplacement of wooden prosthetic legs (most likeley sold)
Misplacement of kids
Divorces
Marriages (thats how lost you can get)
Temper tantrums
Temper tantrums from kids
Barbarity
And stupidity all unfold

Any one of these things could happen to you so remeber, theres always someone watching, pointing and laughing

by Triple J May 1, 2005

ikea

A large Swedish-based furniture store that sells good quality, modern-styled furniture for much cheaper than most places due to their flat packaging and self-assembled furniture. Ikea stores are sprawling and decorated with an assortment of comfortable furniture arrangements that shoppers can test out, jump on, and go to sleep on. A nice place to shop for good quality and a cozy atmosphere.

Also has a Swedish-based food court, hot dogs, and makes a mean cinnamon bun.

Let's go to Ikea and buy a 6-pack of cinnamon buns and a sofa!

by sploppers August 28, 2006

ikearpal tunnel syndrome

The arthritic fatigue or hand and joint pain specifically felt during and after construction/assembly of IKEA furnitue, directly caused by the use of awkward tools at impossible angles.

Pronunciation: "eye-key-are-pull"

My typing was for crap the day after my wife went on a shopping spree at IKEA - the ikearpal tunnel syndrome set in sometime after the third önÿttïg säk.

by markfromhouston April 19, 2009

ikeanoid

anyone who owns, has, or uses a prefab structure and thinks they are cool structures.

man, did you see all those ikeanoids ogling that catalog. it was just a bunch of shelves.

by darth_mullins June 28, 2010

Ikead

the temporary condition of insanity brought on by overexposure to clean Nordic design that causes a person to spend $300 on cheap useless crap.

Man I got Ikead this weekend, I bought a bookshelf lamp made out of balsa wood.

by mistyolive September 30, 2011