I will eat your bone marrow 

hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal i don't mean to be rude my friend pal home slice bread slice dawg but i gotta warn ya if u take one more diddly darn step right there im going to have to diddly darn snap ur neck and wowza wouldn't that be a crummy juncture, huh? do yuo want that? do wish upon yourself to come into physical experience with a crummy juncture? because friend buddy chum friend chum pally pal chum friend if you keep this up well gosh diddly darn i just might have to get not so friendly with u my friendly friend friend pal friend buddy chum pally friend chum buddy...

Guy1:I will eat your bone marrow

Guy2:Omg really that's wonderful

I will eat your bone marrow by Toast lover 69 November 29, 2019

I will put you through that fucking wall 

A popular phrase used in 'F is for Family'.

**Frank:** I need you two to play nice, and don't get into any trouble. *(to Bill)* And I am putting you in charge of your sister today. You got that?

**Bill:** Yep.

**Frank:** Okay, if anything bad happens to her, I want you to call me at work. Okay, buddy?

**Bill:** Sure, dad.

**Frank:** Good. 'Cause then, I will come right home, and I will put you through that fucking wall.

I will put you through that fucking wall by IgnasAntans July 18, 2020

I will punch you in the tits 

A phrase commonly used in the Mid-Atlantic bar scene to ward off mother hens trying to cock block.

Fat Chick: "No, Kerri, we need to go!"

Bar Patron: "Woman, I will punch you in the tits!"

I will punch you in the tits by TomKVideo December 29, 2008

I will shit your pants

'I will shit your pants', or variantly, 'I will piss your pants' is generalized, undefined threat, and is used in conversation.

If you tell me the earth is flat one more time, I will shit your pants.

I will shit your pants by Omniv0r March 10, 2022

i will cut you 

verbal communication of a threat. can be mentioned as an action to carry out against another person, (ex: "girl, i will cut him. girl, yes i will") or can be communicated directly to someone. direct communication of this threat is usually preceded or followed by another threat to get "suhkurrity" involved.

made famous by bon qui qui of MAD tv.

bon qui qui: "girl, i will cut him. girl, yes i will. you remember what happened last time right when he had said you done hooked up with tracy? and i had fount out he did? girl, i cut him"

king burger patron: "hi, can i get a #5 with a boneless, skinless chicken that is slightly seasoned?"

bon qui qui: (laughs sarcastically) "no! suhkurrity! suhh-kurrity. she need to go. need to go."

king burger manager: "bon qui qui. what?"

bon qui qui: "sir, she be trying to fight me sir"

king burger patron: "no i wasn't!"

bon qui qui: "girl, i will cut you"

king burger manager: "i'm sorry, she's from our out of the hood program"

i will cut you by emmagee21 July 31, 2009

i will in me fuck

I can absolutely state that I will never be doing what you just asked me to do. In fact if you keep asking me I might just do the opposite.

Dad: Billy can you take out the rubbish to the bin.

Billy: I will in me fuck.

i will in me fuck by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

I will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;) 

Please publish this, i will slip you twenty and will make sure nobody is going to ask if youre ready for a bad time ;)

Please i promise that i will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;)

I will slip you a twenty if you publish this ;) by Izaak_and_gerrit_time January 29, 2020