hypotenus girl

that girl who you see at a party who is pretty dgaf/ hardcore who is into the grunge/ metal scene. you would hook up with her, but you wouldnt really tell anyone about it, even though she was really good.

OMG LOOK AT THAT GIRL OVER THERE!!!
Yea what about her...?
SHES SO HXC I WANT HER!
So your saying, she is a hypotenus girl.
YEAH EXACTLY.

by erichxcyo September 23, 2007

Hypotenuse

Code word for penis.

Based on the fact that when your penis is erect it points kinda up and kinda out. So, it is on an odd angle, like the longest side of a right angled triangle.

Uses:

1. To discretely refer to male genitals.

2. To flame people (IE call them a dick).

1. "My hypotenuse is 12 inches."

2. "You my dear sir, are a hypotenuse."

by crazfulla December 17, 2010

Hypoteni

(Hi-POH-teh-nye) People that insist on taking the longest possible route when crossing the street (i.e. the hypotenuse), rather than the shortest.

Sittin' in my car, watching all these hypoteni take up all my time...

by OliviaBishop October 7, 2012

hypotenuse

how the hell should I know, bitch?!

fuck you, hypotenuse!

by you know who June 11, 2006

hypotenuse

The participant in a mangle lying prostrate.

"Andy prefers to be the hypotenuse when he mangles."

by MacGregDogg September 28, 2006

hypostuingra

A child that gets everything then crys or gets mad when they don't get there way

Drama deal with it we can't and thats the end. Drama: you never do anything for me this sucks. She is being hypostuingra

by Not her dad June 3, 2020

Hypostil

A person who is obviously a hypocrite just so that he can fit in. He/she would say a statement, and then he/she would later decline it just to look cool. Whatta smartass.

Person 1: Hey, that game is really a piece of shit.

Person 2: No, I think that the gameplay is awesome.

Person 1: Oh yeah, I really enjoyed it.

Person 1 = Hypostil

by KissMahAzzBetch April 4, 2011