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Hypoteni
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(Hi-POH-teh-nye)
People
that insist on taking the longest possible route when crossing the
street
(i.e. the
hypotenuse
), rather than the shortest.
Sittin' in my car,
watching
all these hypoteni
take
up all
my time
...
Hypoteni
by
OliviaBishop
October 7, 2012
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