An imaginary relationship between two people, usually created to appease the other member, and their need for social verification of the "relationship".
I laugh at Tom every time he says we are "exclusive", just because we are in a hypothetical relationship.
by HOBOSHI October 12, 2014
Get the Hypothetical Relationship mug.A questionable event brought up in conversation which has already happened, or has been planned out completely in the speaker's mind and is waiting for public approval.
Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.
Most probably the event has occurred with direct involvement of the speaker, but it may have just involved another party which has divulged the information to the speaker.
Woman: Hypothetical situation - If a girl were to come up to a guy and bend over to pick up a pencil so he would look at her ass, then yell at him for looking, does that make her a bitch?
Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!
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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?
Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.
Other Woman: Oh my god, you are such a tease!
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Guy: Completely Hypothetical situation - A guy borrowed his bro's car and after backing into a telephone pole gently, heard a crunching sound. Nothing appears to be wrong with the car, but he's almost sure he broke something. Does he tell his bro?
Bro: If he doesn't want his bro to show him where Bangkok is, yes.
by Jack Lumber III December 27, 2011
Get the hypothetical situation mug.when you are in a deep thought (possibly high) and completely zoned out or half asleep and you begin thinking of some hypothetical situation where you or someone might do something and then carry on thinking out what would happen in great detail for an extended period of time
Guy #1:Dude, you just zoned out for like fifteen minutes.. I didn't want to say anything because I thought you were sleeping with your eyes open.
Guy #2: Yeah man I just went on a hypothetical adventure about what would happen if I told my girlfriend I was sleeping with her sister and apparently she'd take a bat to my car and probably put me in the hospital
Guy #2: Yeah man I just went on a hypothetical adventure about what would happen if I told my girlfriend I was sleeping with her sister and apparently she'd take a bat to my car and probably put me in the hospital
by Matt Clements January 9, 2008
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Human Race : "you will die alone without ever having experienced the touch of another human being"
Human Race : "you will die alone without ever having experienced the touch of another human being"
by Grae March 13, 2004
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