Hypebeasity

(noun)1. A major epidemic resulted from major loss of originality. It can also be caused by severe hypebeasting. Symptoms include shoe obsession, clothes obsession, as well as the desire to carry a skateboard.
2. The state of being a hypebeast.

"Hypebeasity in America is a major concern, and can kill a person within weeks"

"After buying his Supreme Dunks, Supreme Snapback cap, and Supreme Shirt, Jonathan fell victim to hypebeasity."

"There is not yet a solution to hypebeasity in America, however it can be treated by buying non-hyped branded clothing"

by ajphizzles March 4, 2009

Hyperdeath

A form of death in which one is killed so hard that they loop back around to being alive again.

Asriel is the god of hyperdeath.

by masokitsune January 27, 2019

Hypergamy

An evolutionary psychology theory that beta males and feminists refuse to look at or even acknowledge exists. They will usually blame the MGTOW and MRA community for making it up, but that just shows their lack of research, even though these same groups will tell their detractors and opponents to "do your own research" or "educate yourself".
The theory itself is the study that women seek higher status men and men with more resources to give her seed to the best possible mate. There is nothing inherently wrong with this, but left unchecked can cause societal problems.

A woman rejected a man with a lower paying salary. This is a sign of her hypergamy, as she doesn't want to date and get married to a cashier whom is barely making ends meet.

by TheRandomObserver October 21, 2018

hypebeast monday

The Monday where all the hypebeasts gather at school to wear their latest general release shoes which are the greatest thing until next Saturday when another pair drops.

I'm sick of all these damn hypebeasts wearing those ugly ass g.r.'s to school on Hypebeast Monday.

by WhalegodIII May 17, 2014

hyperkampf

The self-actualization of the aesthetic (emergent) momentum from the deductive (effective) momentum of language.

This contraposition manifests itself through the contra-referentialization (deconstruction) of representational media most notably the mass media characteristic of postmodernism.

The contra-momentization of postmodern media effects a new intersubjective (subconsciously aware) sense of irony called Hypermodernism.

Skeuomorphism is the dominant medium in this technological era.

Hyperkampf describes a world in which the functional momentum of representation has become completely dualized against the aesthetic momentum of structure (emergence). This is indicated by a hyperreal skeuomorphic experience in which function or representation is an attribute of aesthetic; in contrast to the vice versa phenomenon.

by sandraxine July 8, 2018

hypebeast

A nigga that buys all the hottest shoe releases and also wears name brand shit like supreme, Diamond and more but the point is hype-beasts don't know shit about that brand and just wears it to fit in and be "cool".

NIGGA U GOT THEM COLUMBIA 11S (THAT IS THE ONLY PAIR OF JORDANS HE OWNS AND DOESNT KNOW SHIT ABOUT JORDANS EXCEPT THE ONES HE COPPED ARE FIYA) U SOME DUMB ASS hypebeast

by yra January 7, 2015

Hyperballin'

The act of using hyperbole (as a verb). Synonymous with exaggerating.

"You act like a retard like all the time."
"Dude you be HYPERBALLIN'! I only act like a retard some of the time."

by Seawesome April 2, 2009