hybernating tyson

when you put a hamster up your ass and then sleep till 3 pm all week.

derek:why doesn't he ever get outta bed before 4pm?
bubba:kids pulling a hybernating tyson!
derek:thats fucked up who put the hamster in his ass?
bubba:fuck if i know he probably did it him self.

by sickfreak333 January 7, 2011

hyperbate

when you mastebate excitedly while hyper

I was all jacked up on Mountian dew so i decided to hyperbate

by the tux queeen September 24, 2011

hyberdater

Formulated from the term 'hybernate', hyberdating is when an individual gets a new boyfriend or girlfriend and completely vanishes off the face of the earth, never to be seen again unless the relationship fails. Hyberdaters cut themselves off from their friends, only spending time with their significant other, and if there's ever a CRAZY chance that they ARE with their friends, they spend the entire time talking about their sigificant other and nothing else.

"We hung out with John last night for the first time in like, 8 months, and he wouldn't shut up about Lisa THE WHOLE NIGHT." "God, he's such a hyberdater."

by valahalahawkwind June 7, 2012

hyperdrate

Drinking excess amounts of alcohol and then excess amounts of water to address the cottonmouth caused by the earlier imbibing of the excess alcohol.

For all the silly self-obsessed people who use the term "I need to hydrate" when normal people would say "I need a drink of water."

Hey buddy, let's go hyperdrate. You bring the case of beer to pound down, then tomorrow we can drink water 'til the faucet goes dry. Don't you mean "hydrate?" Nope, that's for idiots who think their new word for drinking water makes a difference when they exercise. Ours will make a difference when we drink too much while laughing at them exercising. You're right, pass the beer, "let's hyperdrate!"

by benighse July 28, 2009

Hyperbate

The act of masturbating in maximum overdrive

Her: wow, you can jack pretty fast!
Him: just wait till i shift into.. MAXIMUM HYPERBATE!

by Oogallyy Boogally August 26, 2017

Hiberdating

when a person ignores there friends in favor of a boyfriend/ girlfriend.

i am hiberdating with my boyfriend

by Gurton Buster November 19, 2018

Preparing to Hibernate

What sWindles says when it starts up after hibernating.

sWindles meant to tell you that it's preparing to hibernate before it hibernates because it thinks that you're such a complete idiot that you don't know that you just told it to hibernate. However, since sWindles is the idiot that it thought you were, it tells you when it wakes up instead.

by Downstrike December 14, 2004