Huxtables

The act of taking a dump

I'll be right back, I gotta go drop off the Huxtables at the pool.

by Theo H. March 15, 2007

Huxtable

A Huxtable is the object of desire for anyone who is celebrating their Birthday. No matter their personality, ethnicity, or morality, a Huxtable will trump any other present. There is much debate over what a Huxtable actually is, but when acquired and given to someone celebrating their Birthday, it is a guaranteed success. Huxtables may not be given on any other day except for someone's birthday, and it can be given only to the birthday boy/girl. There are few instances of a Huxtable ever being given, but one such event has been documented below.

In his youth, Gehngis Khan received a Huxtable from his mother for his birthday. The Huxtable instantly gave strength to his weedy limbs, gave confidence and passion his his mortal heart, and gave him the resolve to conquer all of Asia. The Huxtable also benefited his mother, who gained the physique and allure of a woman half her age. She lived a long and prosperous life filled with orgies and excess as her son conquered Asia, clearly showing that a Huxtable is beneficial to all involved except for the other attendees of the party at which it is given. These guests all meet a similar fate, ejaculating with such force from the mere sight of the Huxtable that their discharge launches into their chins and snaps their necks. This occurrs regardless of gender.

by Retneug December 24, 2008

Cleo Huxtable

n. anal sex, followed by oral sex and the male says "you like the fudge puddin pop" as he orgasms.

The Cleo Huxtable is taking it in the ass and it gets a little turdy on there, and you lick it off as he's about to cum and he says "you like the fudge puddin pop?"

by Joey Fat One January 17, 2008

Huxtable

Black person; in reference to the Cosby show

Check out the Huxtable on the corner

by Pole Smoka October 20, 2006

huxtable

1.n. a state of confused terror or disenchantment. Can be associated with a period of time (usually momentary) when things long familiar turn foriegn or unexpected.

The huxtable of divorce.

by Forrest Armstrong April 28, 2006

huxtable

a hot girl with a sexy booty

"yo i wanna date that huxtable"

by [stlru October 23, 2009

Huxtable

1. Terrible.

2. Below sub-par.

3. Unimaginably mediocre.

4. A imaginative form of "huck."

"I've just listened to the new John Cale record, and I must say, it's rather huxtable."

by Magmeezie August 27, 2003