Trump The Hump

Donald Trump

What type of animal does Trump The Hump have on his brainless head?

by 6996 Lover May 29, 2016

Hump hair

The style in which one's hair is arranged after a good rogering.

People can tell you've just had sex because now you have hump hair.

by @catstevens March 27, 2015

Plane Humped

when despite your best efforts you are are unintentionally

groped by the stranger sitting in the seat next to you during a plane trip.

Most commonly occurs during long haul flights, after alcohol or sleeping aids are consumed.

I was watching the in flight movie when I the guy next to me passed out and plane humped my shoulder!

I woke up and the chick beside me was passed out with her hand on my thigh- I so got plane humped!

by EmSquared725 September 15, 2010

Kris Humphriesing

Manhandling a woman without intending to. Throwing her around in a spirit of playfulness that is unknowingly a bit too rough. Think Lennie in "Of Mice and Men."

Baby, stop Kris Humphriesing me, I'm gonna get another black & blue!

by potofgold December 11, 2012

HollaBack Humpday

When you send out an invitation to one of your regular bootycalls on a social media sight for Wednesday night.

damn Its Wednesday and I'm horny...I'ma HollaBack Humpday my gurl Patricia on her Facebook wall and see if she's free!

by Sexyandbored January 17, 2013

Cunted hump

A fool, an idiot or a wasted space. A term to describe someone, usually a woman, that has done something that has exceeded all expectations of stupidity.

Woman: "While backing your new car out of the garage I accidently wiped off the side mirror"

Man: "You great cunted hump!!"

by Mickyboy January 29, 2007

hump trophy

A cute child created from a sexual act, the fruit of your loins, procreation of a mini-me.

"How many hump trophies do you have?" "I have two hump trophies that I am aware of but there could be more that I don't know about, since I love to spread my Jiz everywhere." "Aleksandr is my only hump trophy, I am one and done!"

by DDshmutzy June 4, 2018