humidifier

A Humidifier is essentially a large electrical bong that makes the air moist.

its's dry in here, we need a damn humidifier.

by its_science_bitch! December 6, 2014

Humdinger Speedbag

Cunalingus delivered with an extremely high frequency of tongue movement in a semi-eliptical progression. Varying pressure must be applied to execute properly.

My tongue was bashing up on her clit like a speedbag.. She was definitely getting the ol' Humdinger speedbag special!

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

Humd

Humd, meaning "hush mode", is a word to indicate when someone is being quiet. People who are on Humd, are typically scared and not talking.

Yo Shaan's on Humd rn

by gonzothetraplord January 15, 2021

humidity

the amount of water vapor in the air, expressed as a percentage of the maximum amount that the air could hold at the given temperature; the ratio of the actual water vapor pressure to the saturation vapor pressure. Abbreviation: RH, rh

It's not the heat, it's the humidity that tires me out.

by lionel123 January 4, 2007

Dutch Humidor

n. Similar to the Dutch Oven, the Dutch Humidor occurs when one farts in a shower equipped with a shower door. The resulting odor, magnified by the humid shower steam and enclosed area, stays pungent for a much longer period of time, similar to that of a cigar staying fresher longer in a humidor.

Unbeknownst to Emily, the combination of the previous night's draft beer and chili created the perfect Dutch Humidor for Bill as he showered in the morning. She was nearly knocked unconscious when it was her turn to shower.

by Roman Hoss September 14, 2008

Homodroid

An enthusiastic Android nerd who hates Apple products.

Bob: I just bought an iPad.
Keith: WOW! That's soooooo gayy!!
Bob: Why?
Keith: Android is lightyears ahead off Apple in software engineering. It's open and free like linux and does not require iTunes.

Bob: Wow you really are a Homodroid.

by Apple_Fanboy_1337 February 9, 2012

Humidipee

A measure of the amount of pee infused water vapor in the air of a bathroom. Usually in combination with an elevated temperature as the result of high usage during a large arena event.

The men's bathroom must be at least 95% humidipee right now.

Let's find another bathroom, this one has too much humidipee.

by hippiefeet September 4, 2012