howlitzer

when you are taking a crap and theres a fart behind it so that it shoots into the toilet, and youre butt cheeks slap together.

He was on the toilet pushing hard and let out a howlitzer

by 2baddavid February 6, 2008

Howittism

1. The art of being a cunt

2. Relaying a fact to everyone at least 24 hours after the event

I was in the office when that cunt Howitt told me something I had heard 3 days ago. A classic Howittism

by bad.words November 15, 2010

street howitzer

A shotgun, usually a twelve guage

ill take the 9 mil, u carry the street howitzer.

by utizzle January 11, 2008

howsitgoineh

traditional Canadian greeting, inquiring of the well being of the hoser being geeted.

"howsitgoineh?"
"ok eh."

by unsupervised February 5, 2005

Boner Howitzer

The Boner Howitzer was originally a concept invented by two kids in Kentucky. Its origins can be traced to a combination of Jewish-based hilarity and Penis-based comedy. The two came together to form the "Boner Howitzer". Typically, this is used as an expression of something being funny.

This term has also been used to describe a post-medieval style cannon shooting what appears to be a large phallus ejaculating upon itself at extremely high speeds.

Guy 1: "BONER HOWITZER!"
Guy 2: "WTF?"
Guy 1: *chuckle chuckle*

by Bhowitzer69 April 29, 2009

hopsital

1. A medical center for rabbits and kangaroos.
2. A treatment-facility where they administer bitters for medicinal purposes.

A hopsital can also refer to a "hippie health foods" establishment where they get you to jump/leap around wildly in an effort to "cure what ails you" and/or otherwise improve your overall well-being. May or may not be effective, but hey --- who am I to say a word against highly-unorthodox procedures such as this? Far-more-oddball regimens have indeed been proven effective sometimes; in this case, though, I just can't help thinking that if said "patients" are actually fit and agile enough to go limberly bouncing about for extended periods, perhaps they are not really all that ill to begin with, and so they should just go back home and resume their normal lives "just as they are".

by QuacksO November 21, 2019

Howitzer

A female Cadet at West Point who is built like the beefiest of their male counterparts.

"You're into her??? She's a fucking howitzer.

by lordthayer May 10, 2021