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howlin'

When you are so damn hungry you feel like a wolf on the hunt for some grub. Similar to beasting, except you don't have the food yet.
Guy 1: Damn nigga, you ate that whole pizza last night?
Guy 2: Hell yea, I was howlin' for some food after workin' all day.
by DaveMachine September 15, 2007
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Hoffing

To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.
Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
by Tyney August 4, 2009
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Hoffin

Hogging a coffin; to stand at an unacceptable distance from a coffin for to long so other people can’t visit
Ann was angry that I was hoffin during visiting hours at the morgue
by Fratrick135 September 6, 2020
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Howling hound cat

A howling hound cat is when you ejaculate at the same time as pulling a females hair then fisting her all at the same time
Man I gave Stephanie a howling hound cat last night and her gooch is still soar
by Pussy_slayer_69420 November 7, 2020
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Lamb Hoofing

A lamb that accidentally gets their hoof stuck up their vagina by trying to reach orgasm by using their back leg to rub their clitoris but instead it slips up their vagina due to all the slippery discharge.
Can also be achieved by a horny female stuck in a field for only a lambs hoof to fulfil their weird horny nature!
1= Dave: " Woh man why is that lamb standing on 3 legs in the field shaking?"

Scott: "that's because its lamb hoofing season it has its hoof stuck up its vagina"

Dave: " Err thats sick man!!!"

2=

Dr " how did you get that hoof up there"
Female " I was camping and forgot to pack my shit pole, I was horny and lamb hoofing was the next best thing! "
by KaySof August 6, 2012
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howlin'

Howlin' is a predominantly scottish term for extremely smelly or a pungent aroma
Give that toilet a wide berth, who's been in there, it's howlin'!
by The Scottish Contingent October 17, 2006
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Howling Tree Monkey

Required items:
Male
Female
Table

The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
"I heard that Chris pulled the Howling Tree Monkey on Megan last night."
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