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michael holden

the human embodiment of sunshine
tori spring's best friend/boyfriend(?)
best person ever
"Michael Holden is the most obnoxious guy I have ever met. I still love him though."
by evanhansenscast October 31, 2023
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Holden moment

A “Holden Moment” is when a person says something specifically to offend, trigger, or insult someone. Another example is when someone says something sexist or racist in front of/towards a person that the offensive term would apply to.
Did you hear what joe said?”
“Yeah, that was a Holden moment.”
by Ho_lden January 29, 2021
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horden

This is one shitty town in the north east and if you ever go there you will encounter a drug dealer and be stabbed for the money you don't have.
by SHITBAGMATHEW January 17, 2018
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Holden

One of the most sarcastic guys you'll ever meet. They tend to be very handsome and down to Earth. They hate girl drama. They are very athletic and while they may be smart they tend to procrastinate and do the bare minimum to get by. Holden is one of the funniest guys, that can always make you smile. A girl is extremely lucky to catch a Holden.
Friend1: He's good at everything
Friend2: Well yeah his name is Holden.

A girl will wish she'll be "Holden" his hand.
by #oh_you*know November 29, 2011
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Hodenkobold

When somebody listens to everything you say but still is an asshole.
Hey, go clean the toilet for me.

Okay, but I will shit in it right after.

You Hodenkobold!
by Reusine September 17, 2021
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Holden

A beautiful man whose a perfect match for any down to earth girl. Strong and muscular with perfect hair. Would make an amazing lumberjack or cowboy. A gift from above really.
Hey did you see Katie with holden he's so perfect
by Commodore walrus February 5, 2017
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Holden Commodore

Commodore have been given a bad name due to the fact the drivers of them are the worst you could ever see on the road.Also to the fact that they are built out of rice paper. They do the following:
1- Weave in and out of traffic even during peak hour.
2- Will try to race you despite any Commodore they own. Ie If they own a VT and you own an Aurion they will still try and race you even though they have no chance.
3-If you are on the highway, and doing 10km/h above the speed limit, they will still be going faster than you
4-Tailgate anywhere anytime
5-Sit on the right lane of the highway and never ever move as they tend to think they own the road
6- Commodore owners thinking they have Ferraris
7- Foglights on during the day to give you the impression that they look cool and that you should get out of their way.
8- Putting later model commodore bodykits on earlier model commodores to make them appear cool. Body kits often do not appear to fit properly
9-Typical australian male with your base model Commodore and hubcaps and by adding a spoiler they are all of a sudden thinking they have a BMW or Merc and they are king
All of these things add up to Commodore drivers being the worst on Australias roads.
"Wow im doing 130km/h and that Holden Commodore is passing me like im standing still"

"Hey mate, see that car coming with the fog lights on? I bet you $100 that the car is a Commodore"

"Bloody Commodore tailgaiting me!"

"Oh look at the accident on the news, another Commodore driver lost control of his car"
by Colin McDougall July 6, 2008
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