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Hot chocolate 

The substance remaining excreating from a woman’s anus after having anal sex and receiving a cream pie
Bro I dumped my 10 day load in my girl‘s ass last night and you wouldn’t believe the amount of hot chocolate that poured out!

Hot chocolate 

Hot coffee referring to sex hot chocolate is the much more tame version known as anal (common slang in Mormon communities)
Hey Jonah I had some wild hot chocolate with this girl at byu last night.
Hot chocolate by Meep the man October 8, 2025

Hot chocolate!

Something you say to someone when you feel absolutely no sympathy for them when they are acting like a spoilt brat.
Said with extreme sarcasm or false compassion much as you might use the term “diddums”.
Guy 1: someone ate the last of the potato salad! I was saving that for my lunch...
Guy 2: naaawww! Hot chocolate!!
Hot chocolate! by Skyehi November 19, 2018

hot chocolate nutcracker 

1. When you jerk off and shoehorn your nuts into your partner's anus and then they shit at the same time you blow your load.

2. A popular off-Broadway Christmas ballet production written, directed & choreographed by Debbie Allen.
Last night, my partner and I performed the hot chocolate nutcracker after we got home from seeing the Hot Chocolate Nutcracker. It was a great show. And my nuts hurt a great deal.

hot chocolate teddy bear 

white guy: "your my hot chocolate teddy bear"
black friend: "say what!?!?!"

Hot Chocolate Surprise 

When a man or a woman defecates on a double scooping of Rocky Road Ice-cream and a fudge nut brownie topped with purée beershit. Microwave for 90 seconds. Serve with love!
Sally was on her rag and demanded her husband Lloyd bring her a fresh Hot Chocolate Surprise. Upon consumption, Sally's cramps subsided. Lloyd ran for towels.