hoesip

A nickname for a guy named joespeh

Yo hoesip wassup!

by Skullz September 22, 2020

hosspan

Pronounced like hose pan : The length of time that you are morally free from guilt for being a sexually promiscuous person between committed relationships

After I broke up with my last girlfriend I banged alot of random chicks during my hosspan till I met my new girlfroend

by JD MASTER P October 12, 2020

Hosspan

The length of time that you are morally free from guilt for being a sexually promiscuous person because you are not in a committed relationship.

I had a six month hosspan between angie and sara.

by JD MASTER P October 12, 2020

hosspitality

Welcoming atmosphere provided by friendly four-legged mammals with shaggy manes and warm velvety muzzles.

Anytime I enter da corral wif a bucket of oats, I am instantly surrounded by super-sociable half-ton animals --- yeah, yeah, yeah --- it's kinda fun to be da center of attention, but I could really do without all da hosspitality right then.

by QuacksO May 21, 2022

hossi pets

the act of giving the hossi pets.

hossi is my cat.

man, those were some phenomenal hossi pets

by cosmorama December 17, 2024

hossible

A possible future event that has horrific consequences.

"Do you think she'll find out it was me who did that to her dog?"
"Dunno man, it's hossible."

by mrlankytoe April 18, 2025

Jick Hossin

It’s when your crazy of that spunk and you talk to others

Damn nigga, makes me like I’m jick Hossin, *fistbump*

by Cougar swiftly August 4, 2022