Too $hort

One of the first rappers on the west coast. Too $hort loves women and women love him. Everybody loves Too $hort.

A: Ayo!? What's that dope ass track you playin'?
X: It's Too $hort. Cocktales to be exact.
A: Why do you spell it "Cocktales" and not "Cocktails"?
X: Because he tells a ton of crazy ass stories about his past sexual intercourses.

But how'd you figure out the spelling if we were talking?

by DeltaKillsThem February 12, 2021

Hort

The act of taking something, generally without permission.

"Tom horted my coffee!"

by xenonslayerperson November 29, 2024

Horte

Horte is the way something is done without damaging the surrounding of the thing's location

What are you doing?
I'm doing the chores horte
Ok do it well, I'll wait

by Aaarrrrghhh...no January 4, 2022

Horts

Shorts show short you remove the S. Also could be called Whore shorts.

You can’t even see her horts because they’re covered by her shirt.

by Nosnhoj yaj August 13, 2019

Penis Horting

When your penis horts

"my penis horting"

by RealBossBaby March 21, 2022

hort

When a person proceeds to throw a ring of fire with chewing tobacco and immediately afterwards smoke 5 cigarettes at the same time.

Holy shit that guy is about to do a hort!
I freakin puked after I finished that hort!

by Trogsta Blackson May 22, 2008

Hort

Something you do to moving boxes, not expecting them to return the favor.

Andy thought it would be funny to hort the box. Little did he know, the box was eager to hort back.

by Justicus May 25, 2024