by 12B December 12, 2002
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Normally reserved for Poloticians but can be given to ANYONE that’s annoyed you
Normally reserved for Poloticians but can be given to ANYONE that’s annoyed you
by A Lilywhite December 17, 2018
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by Adolfo Chan November 29, 2020
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An massive erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris. Coincidentally, also the name of the (former) starting excuse of a quarterback for the Denver Broncos, Kyle Horsecock.
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An massive erectile organ of copulation by which urine and semen are discharged from the body and that develops from the same embryonic mass of tissue as the clitoris. Coincidentally, also the name of the (former) starting excuse of a quarterback for the Denver Broncos, Kyle Horsecock.
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1. The peen of a large, solid-hoofed, herbivorous quadruped, Equus caballus, domesticated since prehistoric times, bred in a number of varieties, and used for carrying or pulling loads, for riding, and for racing.
2. Kyle Horsecock (born November 14, 1982) is an American football quarterback for the Denver Broncos of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Chicago Bears in the fourth round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He played college football at Purdue.
2. Kyle Horsecock (born November 14, 1982) is an American football quarterback for the Denver Broncos of the National Football League. He was drafted by the Chicago Bears in the fourth round of the 2005 NFL Draft. He played college football at Purdue.
by TommyTebow October 12, 2011
Get the Horsecock mug.A.) The act of driving by in your car, and screaming "Horsecock!" out the window as loud as you can at some poor bastard. Usually resulting in rude hand gestures and yelling.
B.) A horses fallis, grand in size.
C.) The movement of random yelling the phrase "Horsecock!" all the time.
D.) A synonym for "Auroch"
B.) A horses fallis, grand in size.
C.) The movement of random yelling the phrase "Horsecock!" all the time.
D.) A synonym for "Auroch"
A.) Dude, last night I totally got Horsecock!... I was shaking my fist and yelling at them for hours... Even after they were long gone.
B.) See: Farm
C.) Horsecock isn't just a word anymore... It's a way of life.
D.) A shitty wannabe thrash metal band. Members including:
Vocalist: Kernel Sanders
Bass: Aron Winknob
Guitar 1: Paul Manooze
Guitar 2: Sabastard
Drums: Sol Cockman
B.) See: Farm
C.) Horsecock isn't just a word anymore... It's a way of life.
D.) A shitty wannabe thrash metal band. Members including:
Vocalist: Kernel Sanders
Bass: Aron Winknob
Guitar 1: Paul Manooze
Guitar 2: Sabastard
Drums: Sol Cockman
by Whorescock July 7, 2009
Get the Horsecock! mug.Polite euphemism for horsefucker, often used at dinner parties and other genteel events. If Eric Cartman had said this he wouldn't have been shocked by the V-chip.
Not to be confused with pony smacker.
It might be possible to combine horsemounting with sado-masochism and necrophilia, but that would just be flogging a dead horse.
Not to be confused with pony smacker.
It might be possible to combine horsemounting with sado-masochism and necrophilia, but that would just be flogging a dead horse.
"I really don't get disgusted by a bit of immaturity in a game. I got a chuckle playing Horror of Rylvania when the game called me a pervert for trying to fuck the horse. Mostly just because it was unexpected. And hey, *mounting* the horse actually netted me a useful item!
MH (the horsef...errr....horsemounter)"
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MH (the horsef...errr....horsemounter)"
(from rec.arts.int-fiction)
by Anuspounder June 12, 2008
Get the horsemounter mug.An Amercian legend such as Paul Bunyon, or Jhonny Appleseed. Horsebone is a horse that was violently killed when a plane crashed into him. Using modern technology scientist rebuilt the horse, creating horsebone! An awkward resembelance of a horse, horsebone's back two legs are made of huge springs, and has many electronic devices grafted to him, as well as a pink umbrella on his spine. Horsebone's purpose is unknow but theorists suggest he is an inadequate crime fighter.
1 Horsebone? Horsebone? What the fuck is that?
2 Dude, horsebone rules.
3 Remember kids before you run with scissors, think. Would horsebone do that?
2 Dude, horsebone rules.
3 Remember kids before you run with scissors, think. Would horsebone do that?
by Z Diddy March 2, 2005
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