horsefuckery

Something utterly ridiculous or bizarre and absurd.

What kind of horsefuckery do we have here?

by The Grunt January 8, 2015

horsewank

A word to describe something or someone that is absolutely terrible or pathetic.

Also describing something someone’s made or created that looks nothing like what it’s supposed to look like.

Also describes something someone’s done that looks like it’s been done by a complete mongotoid.

Laughing uncontrollably for a good half hour before I composed myself and said to my mate “dude, that is absolute horsewank!! It looks fuck all like a shepherd’s pie”

by Iwannariot November 11, 2019

Horsefuckers

1) A group of people who enjoy My Little Pony and go on 4Chan. Horsefuckers aren't necessarily cloppers, and usually are against bronies, for the majority being newfags.
2) A person who fucks horses

1) There's an anon on the /mlp/ thread who keeps a BlueFast toy in a jar of his own cum
2) A man was arrested a couple months ago fucking a horse. Heh heh. Horsefuckers.

by Hydron May 5, 2014

Horsefucker

One who fucks horses

Heather was the biggest horsefucker i knew

by Bill Braskey November 26, 2002

horsebracket

A relative who is hard of hearing.

My Aunt Ann Marie can't hear a thing. She's deaf as a horsebracket.

by Lincycle July 9, 2017

Hoebacking

When you can't decide what you want to eat and waste copious amounts of time going over your options.

I'm hoebacking so hard right now, should I get chicken and chips or pizza?!

by BMS Thornton & SB Sandri September 14, 2014

horseface

A person with a long face, large teeth, a gaping mouth, and other horse-like facial characteristics.

My first girlfriend, aka horseface, was so lame. High School sucked.

by Adnan January 13, 2004