ninja horseback cop 

the stealthy bainbridge police department division of night watchmen who ride on murdad-out horses on the offense with numchucks looking for the kids with the dankest bud and chill shrooms harry.

CHILL DUDE 1: "dude, that ninja horseback cop ganked all my dankest bud at 3am last night."
CHILL DUDE 2: "that sucks, dude i was tryin to get my smoked on

ninja horseback cop by bro chill jeremy May 23, 2010

horseball

horse back rugby/football/basketball

oooh margret shall we go play horseball

peter u dirty shit

no the game not the organ

oh rite.............. lets

horseball by daniel B@K£R October 26, 2004

Horseback Riding 

The gayest sport known to man.

Dude, check out Fruity horseback riding.

Horseback Riding by not shadowgod August 18, 2009

Horseback rider 

Noun. When a mother has it's child, it immediately knows where the baby is going to go in life. Maybe an engineer, or a bar tender, or possibly an artist. But for the unlucky few, their child's future is HORSEBACKRIDING... dun dun dunnn. Horseback riders tend to have unlikable traits: obsession over their horse, best friend is their horse, puts picture of their horse on facebook and says "cute"

DONT BECOME A HORSEBACKRIDER

Hi my name is Alex and i have no friends all i do is horseback ride, i am a horseback rider :( (that is a common case)

Horseback rider by fjlsdifsdofosdfja December 24, 2009

horserabbit 

a girl with a smell vagina

"Yo, Marielle is a real horserabbit. I almost threw up when I went down on her last night."

horserabbit by Katrina Williams March 10, 2008

horsebody

Someone with a nice face but absolutely grotesque and seemingly disfigured body.
antonym: butterface

"hoo hoo! HORSEBODY!"

horsebody by Cloud man December 3, 2009

horsebag 

What to call your friends when they won't stop talking about a crush you don't have.

"So, how's Sam?"
"Shut the fuck up you Horsebag."
"Alright geez."

horsebag by Horsebag McGee December 7, 2016