hormone imbalance

an unexplainable phenomenon that robs one of the proteins a body needs to be healthy.

Steve: I've said more than I wanted to say, and all that I am going to say, about this hormone imbalance.

by nudgeee January 6, 2009

Hormone goggles

When you are attracted to an ugly person because of raging hormones. Otherwise you would never look twice at them, but now you want them.

Person 1: He is SO sexy!
Person 2: are you crazy? look at him again..
person 1: oh no, it must have been hormone goggles.

by heartx3jess February 18, 2009

Hormonster

The result of one's hormones taking over control of their mind and body.

When Murray's system over-produces testosterone, he turns into a hormonster.

by Angie Jane September 12, 2010

Hormonica

A word one can use, while in a loud public area, to describe someone across the room. It has no real meaning but can be affiliated with things like: a bitch, someone who takes their top off and waves it wildly above their head, someone who beats up others in public bathrooms, a woman with large breasts (which she uses as part of her 'arse'nal when proceeding to beat up people in public toilets), and someone who stands beside skinny men.

"I say Joe, that woman over there seems to be acting like a COMPLETE hormonica!"

"I agree George, but I'm slightly confused as to what exactly 'hormonica' means..."

by Gemma Sanders April 11, 2008

Hormone stick

A synonym for an erect penis.

Darling, can I poke you with my hormone stick?

by Tiffany's Toyboy July 30, 2009

hormone kick

When you really want to make out, ect. Usually involves butterflies and other things of that nature.

When Harry met Sally, he got a huge hormone kick!

by Hannah Morgan November 5, 2006

hormone-a-gogo

Any place where one or more women gather to gossip, cause drama, bitch, whine, and otherwise be miserable wretches together, because their hormones are out of whack, and they refuse to seek proper medical help.

Last night's show became a hormone-a-gogo.

by yougot0wn3d November 5, 2004