Hormel Hammer

Wrapping a piece of wet lunch meat, typical boiled ham, around your penis and masturbating vigorously. Provides a simulated bare back, skin to skin feeling.

My mom went shopping today. Raided the meat drawer in the fridge and busted one out with a hormel hammer.

by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020

horneliastreet

'horneliastreet' is a taylor swift fan-account on instagram containing memes and such.

"yo do you follow horneliastreet?"

YOU SHOULD TOTALLY FOLLOW HORNELIASTREET

by taylorsgoldrushhfan November 3, 2021

horseland blog

a supercool website (horselandblog.com) which updates members of horseland.com on what moronic AND the occasional intelligent decisions the staff has made. also, it warns us of the newest noobs in town and explains to us extremely important topics such as freedom of speech. run by an awesometastical person who goes by the alias "julian".

1. horseland blog is the most hilarious thing i have seen all day.

2. thanks to horselandblog.com, i finally understand what it means to be a noob !

by zoasterrr February 28, 2009

horseland

Horseland is a free interactive game once supported by mature older kids. Horseland has now turned gay and faggy. Horseland is run by 'Lil green people who crawl up your ass and nest in your hair. Horseland has many two faced ugly Moderators that are losers in the real world. Any person signing up for a account will be chased to the gates of hell and beaten over the head with a baseball bat. horseland has over 4 million players, that means that there is yet another 4 million mentally fucked and unproductive members of socity In America, United Kingdom, Canada and surronding areas. There is also chats such as Basic Chat Three B3 that used to be filled with cool people but is now just over run by 10 year olds claiming to be emo and hardcore. There is also Basic Chat 2 B2 where all the B3 rejects go and cut themselves. There is also Bubblechat where all the Fruitcakes and perverts go hump the other bubbles
IN B3

hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
hottgirl90078:: WHO NEEDS A GIRL FRIEND
emodude45554:: Lets have sex on horseland messages
MODERATER:: Let's have a threesom!
hottgirl90078:: Yayy!

by Hawkington =]] January 11, 2009

Horseless Carriage

The act of masturbating while simultaneously using a bidet.

While on vacation in France I took a ride on a horseless carriage in my hotel bathroom.

by t1climb1 August 10, 2012

Horked

When you extremely outplay your opponent.

Bro did you see what Xposed did last night? He horked all over Wrecky for $200 each.

by zSplits August 7, 2018

Fondling Horklumps

In the world of Harry Potter, Horklumps are "bristly, mushroom-like creatures," which one could imagine to be pink.

To fondle them would be really weird, and to be caught fondling them would be downright embarrassing (and slightly hilarious...)

In J. K. Rowling's "The Tales of Beedle the Bard" page 60 (U.S. Edition), Albus Dumbledore says that it was rumored that his maiden aunt Honoria called off her engagement because she found her groom-to-be fondling some horklumps.

It has since become an inside joke on the Harry Potter podcast PotterCast, which comes out once a week from The Leaky Cauldron at LeakyNews.com.

"Honey, will you come help me move these boxes?"

"Hang on, babe, I'm fondling some horklumps."

"What?"

"Nothing, dear. I'll be there in a minute."

Teehee. Fondling Horklumps.

by Dillon K. H. December 22, 2008