Is the build up of semen on the rear divider of a desk. Overtime the dried semen forms a stalactite on the horizontal plane.
by GDSS October 20, 2008
Get the Horizontal stalactitemug. by JD UK January 29, 2006
Get the horizontal tangomug. 
Get the Horizontal Hungermug. by weave November 22, 2003
Get the HORIZONTAL MAMBOmug. by Gusgus24 February 26, 2011
Get the horizontally accessiblemug. You can do it in a bed
You can do it on a sled
You can do it on the bar
You can do it in your car
You can do it on the floor
You can do it with a whore
You can do it in the living room
And do it in the den
You can do it in the kitchen
Then do it all again
You can do it over here
You can do it over there
You can do it with your honey
Almost anywhere
Hey babe, wanna boogie?
Do the horizontal boogie with me!
You can do it on a sled
You can do it on the bar
You can do it in your car
You can do it on the floor
You can do it with a whore
You can do it in the living room
And do it in the den
You can do it in the kitchen
Then do it all again
You can do it over here
You can do it over there
You can do it with your honey
Almost anywhere
Hey babe, wanna boogie?
Do the horizontal boogie with me!
by PeeBee March 1, 2004
Get the horizontal boogiemug. to have sex horizontally, preferably in a bed to best stimulate the sexual interaction between participants
Even though John didn't dance to traditional music and environments too well, he was pro when it came to the horizontal dance.
by Orange Cougar April 24, 2009
Get the horizontal dancemug.