skeptical hippo

A hippopotamus that sits in water while giving the observer a sideways, skeptical glance. Generally appears in motivational poster form whenever questionable facts are posted.

I'd try giving an example, but skeptical hippo would question the validity of it.

by Nunuv Yabizness April 26, 2011

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Hippocrocapig

A female who is not atractive at alll, used in the same context as "Moose".

Strewth, she's a right hippocrocapig! I would need to drink Belgium to go to bed with her!

by Not a Mullha November 5, 2006

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hippo farmer

One who exclusively screws fat women.

220lbs? I don't want no anorexic chick!

by kung-fu jesus August 23, 2004

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sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

when someone looks like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch.

ian and ashley be lookin like a sad fat ass hippo lookin bitch

by sad fat ass March 15, 2019

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Hippochristian

One who claims they're a church-going, Jesus-loving, god-fearing, moral person who follows the teachings of Jesus, but actually behaves to the contrary, or propagates hatred instead.

Did you see the news last night? That gay-bashing evangelist Ted Haggard was busted buying meth and gay sex from a male prositute!!! Ha. ha. ha... What a Hippochristian!

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Did you ever notice that Born Again Christians hate everybody? What Hippochristians!

by Bolly Bopah February 8, 2007

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