hopgood

charly has no penis

hi hopgood have shlongs

by c.h has no willy February 6, 2020

Hopology

The art of bar hoping

Lets get down tonight, a little hopology maybe?

by T CAN April 28, 2010

Mr Hopwood

Mr Hopwood, AKA ‘Hopwood’ is a veteran teacher who teaches History. Hopwood is a small and fierce man who’d pick a fight with anybody - whether that’s a student or teacher. Although Hopwood may seem nasty at first, he has the best interest at heart. As long as you do your homework and don’t interupt his History sessions, you will get on with the Hopwood just fine. Hopwood is the master of the Weimar Republic period in the Nazi Germany topic. Hopwood is also a semi-professional boxer and is feared in schools all across England.

Student A: I haven’t got my History homework to give to you today, I left it on the side.

Mr Hopwood: Well it’s the same old with you, listen. If you want to go and fail your History exam then go ahead. You’ll regret not bothering to do your homework and being such a smart-ass!

Student B: (whispering to Student A) He needs to calm down, he’s always got to be such a Mr Hopwood about things.

by WadhamMan2002 July 24, 2018

hooloo

Meaning the fruit Peach in Persian. Commonly used to point out a hot girl in the Iranian community.

"Ajab Hoolooi" means "What a hot girl" - Some synonyms are: Kos, Jeegar

by /\/\IRAGE May 22, 2010

Hoplophile

A person who has sexual intercourse with guns.

Have you heard? Dave confessed he was a Hoplophile!

by ILikeSayingBenisForNoReason August 1, 2020

Holly Hopwood

Holly Hopwood is short and small. She is most commonly referred to as elf because she looks like one.

Holly Hopwood is hanging out with Santa

by Papa mummy February 23, 2022

hopdoodle

an overly Idiosyncratic person that you wish would just leave you alone

Charlie is such a hopdoodle, why can't he just leave me alone

by JerryRPumpkin57 February 23, 2017