LAN hootenanny

n. A LAN party also meeting the parameters necessary for a hootenanny, especially when occurring south of the Mason-Dixon line. WARNING: In order for a LAN party to be an official "LAN hootenanny", ALL ethernet cables MUST be home-made, and include at least four (4) VISIBLE home-made connections. Solder on those connections is highly optional! Excessive use of duct-tape on, around, inside of, or across any computers at a LAN hootenanny should always be expected. Excessive use of the word aight is recommended for the full effect.

OneShot: Hey, Btone, what we gonna do this here comin' weekend?

Btone: Well heck, I don' know. What you say we have us a LAN hootenanny!?

OneShot: Aight. Les' go. Yer on.

Btone: Aight. You jest hold on; I'll be there in my ol' Chiv-ro-lett in jest a spell. Les' Git-R-Done.

OneShot: Aight.

by Btone June 21, 2005

Harry Potter Hooters

Breasts that resemble upside down wizard hats.

Ew - She's got Harry Potter hooters!

by gaznarmenutak February 4, 2010

Hooters

Owls

by Wjio August 5, 2003

Hooters Girl Opportunity Window

The amount of time a Hooters Girl is single and available as a dating prospect. Usually measured in milliseconds.

Guy 1: "Did you hear? Dawn the Hooters Girl is Single!"
Guy 2: "Forget it. That information is at least 10 minutes old. The Hooters Girl Opportunity Window on that one closed."

by bobandbill July 12, 2011

Hooterhea

The horrible, flaming, diarrhea that one achieves by eating the horrible wing sauce at Hooters "Family" Restaraunts. Usually persists for days on end.

I went to Hooters last night and ate 99 Hot wings, now I'm pissing out my ass with a horrible case of Hooterhea

by Fucky Mcgee December 31, 2009

Hooter Shooters

when a woman holds a shot of alchohal in the middle of her bra. The person taking the shot moves up the woman's stomach with thier tounge and take the shot with no hands and then moves up towards her mouth where she holds a slice of a lime. the shot taker then has to suck on the lime.

"Dude, the other night i did a Hooter Shooters on this chick at the party!"

by hottie-65 February 24, 2010

Hooters

Main eating establishment for men whose girlfriends have small breasts.

"Hooters makes me happy! Wish my damn wife had some tits."

by KingdomCum January 23, 2003