Hoodbending

The four elements of hood niggas Sneaking Shooting boxing and weaving

Mark mastered the four elements of Hoodbending and became the hood avatar

by Booty o's December 7, 2016

hoodalize

–verb
1. to make something more "gangsta".

A term created and used by the newly signed Los Angeles Lakers forward Ron Artest, which means to make something more "gangsta" like in the hood. Ron Artest has been the most notorious and intimidating NBA basketball player since Dennis Rodman. You don't mess with Ron Artest!

Ron Artest: (On picking new jersey number) I need some help. The fans can twitter me at "96TruwarierQB"... we gotta hoodalize ESPN.

ESPN Anchor: Hey, we've been hoodalized!

by LA Lakers 2009 NBA Champions July 6, 2009

hood love story

A good love story is a private story on Snapchat that people screenshot to be added to. In the story the person talks about every person they’ve ever dated, talked to, wanted, or wanted them. Some even exposed people

“Yo did you see Larry’s hood love story”
“Yeah that shi was wild, can’t believe he posted her nudes”

by Larry the lobster from nyc February 18, 2020

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome

Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome, otherwise known as, "#MeToo." As defined by the European fairy tale about the naive, wholesome, and pure-hearted Little Red Riding Hood, who ignores the wisdom and warnings of her mother and impetuously ventures into the dark & dangerous world to fulfill her noble, altruistic, and self-sacrificing quest only to be accosted and consumed by the lusting, ravenous and Machiavellian Big Bad Wolf! Overtly trusting and deceived by her own cognitive dissonance, she tragically remains trapped within her own self-deception, blind to the true nature of the wolf and unable to see the wolf's true intentions for her until it is too late. Perhaps a noble and enabling woodcutter will come to her hapless rescue and maintain her dysfunctional behaviors and those of her daughters.

"What a deep voice you have!" ("The better to greet you with", responds the wolf), "Goodness, what big eyes you have!" ("The better to see you with", responds the wolf), "And what big hands you have!" ("The better to hug/grab you with", responds the wolf), and lastly, "What a big mouth you have" ("The better to eat you with!", responds the wolf), at which point the wolf jumps out of bed and eats her up too. 30 years later, Little Red Riding Hood, Tweets a #MeToo and the Big Bad Wolf is kicked out of the forest by an angry mob; all involved being casualities of Little Red Riding Hood Syndrome.

by Crazy8888s October 12, 2018

Hood Irony

1. On Reddit, just straight up gay porn.

2. On TikTok, hood irony is kind of funny. It is mostly consisting of the "SpongeBob in Memphis" video with walking/dancing silhouettes, sometimes not having the green screen removed for comedic purposes, and subscribe overlays all over the screen. There's also this "💈 Bro wanted Boosie Fade but got this instead 😂" image, that sometimes appear in hood irony slideshows.

3. Hood irony is also consisted of DreamyBullXXX videos, but cropped and with another context.

1. bro i watched hood irony in public, instant regret 😭

2. i love hood irony tiktoks ♥️

3. robot malfunctions and threatens to kill the president of zimbabwe (stevan) - "oh my god, stevan im bout to- oh my god, stevan im bout to comewwwwwwww...."

by saulposting March 24, 2023

Hop on da hood

It means that you are asking the person you have told that you want to give them oral sex without consent.

Hey Bro, wanna hop on da hood?

Damn, wanna hop da hood?

by dgc0312 May 7, 2022

hood goth

An individual who identifies with both the "goth" community and the "hood" community usually because of geographic location.

A hood goth generally lives in a developing urban neighborhood.

Who's that hot goth babe who just drove by blasting Three Six Mafia? That's Mandy. She's such a hood goth, but she'll still fuck you up.

by trichotillomanian November 15, 2012