hypothetical adventure 

when you are in a deep thought (possibly high) and completely zoned out or half asleep and you begin thinking of some hypothetical situation where you or someone might do something and then carry on thinking out what would happen in great detail for an extended period of time

Guy #1:Dude, you just zoned out for like fifteen minutes.. I didn't want to say anything because I thought you were sleeping with your eyes open.
Guy #2: Yeah man I just went on a hypothetical adventure about what would happen if I told my girlfriend I was sleeping with her sister and apparently she'd take a bat to my car and probably put me in the hospital

hypothetical adventure by Matt Clements January 9, 2008

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation 

To speak of a conversation that is imaginative and yet hypothetical and that is not a waste of time to speak about

I love to have hypothetical speaking imagination conversations with my friends.

Hypothetical speaking imagination conversation by Shanti Stuffman September 30, 2022

hypothetical 

syn: nerd

Nerd : "Hypothetically, who would win in a fight between the borg, my mousemat, and batman?".
Human Race : "you will die alone without ever having experienced the touch of another human being"

hypothetical by Grae March 13, 2004

hypothetical slut

person who plays out relations, especially intimate relations, with several potential mates.

Person 1: I was thinking about getting with this one guy but what if this other guy wants to do something? And then I was thinking that this other guy sounded interested but I have to think about it all of this.
Person 2: Wow...you're such a hypothetical slut!

hypothetical slut by The King of The World September 9, 2006

hypothetical dilf 

Someone who gives off dilf (dad I'd like to f*ck) energy, but isn't actually a dad. Tends to be older guys (mid thirties at the least, depending on how they look)

Person 1: Alex Turner is so hot
Person 2: Omg yes! He's a hypothetical dilf

hypothetical dilf by godsandmonsters666 May 1, 2021

Non-hypothetical 

referring to anything that is real and not hypothetical. More specifically, refers to the antics of four friends with a webcomic, known as 'non-hypothetically speaking'.

www.non-hypotheticallyspeaking.jimdo.com

in a non-hypotetical way, that was awesome.

non-hypothetically speaking, that was hot.

Non-hypothetical by N-HS July 22, 2009

hypothetically fucked 

when a married milf tells you she would hypothetically have sex with you.. considering she's above average looking with nice breasts.. consider yourself fucked.

i totally got hypothetically fucked last night brah

hypothetically fucked by b1g kickn January 20, 2011