homophobia

An irrational fear of going home.
Homophob(ic) one who is reluctant for the evening to end and finally go home and face what is/not there.
Can describe one who is aware that 'home is not where the heart is, but where the tax bill is' and is reluctant to cross that threshold.

"Hey, where are we going now?"

"Whoa, it's 3pm, we've been going solid since yesterday lunch"

"Uhuh, so where are we going now?"

"I diagnose acute homophobia my friend"

"Look a taxi.."

by footfarmer October 5, 2005

Internalized homophobia

An outward projection of homophobia as a coping mechanism for internal conflict with one’s own sexual identity.

Mike pence hates gays because he’s probably gay. #internalized homophobia

by Friskykittytitty January 12, 2019

homophobia

people who are scared of owning a house

do you own a house
"no i have homophobia"

by schmoup May 23, 2023

Homophonia

hōməˈfōnēə
noun
an extreme and irrational aversion to words that sound like other words.

Some guy in Utah just got fired from his teaching job for talking about words that sounds like other words. A clear case of homophonia.

by Skunk-Evil September 21, 2014

Homohopic

Thinking, assuming, or wishing that someone is gay, despite most likely being straight.

You're just being homohopic if you think that Ben Cohen is actually gonna give his entire rugby team a bro-job.

by BostonMike98 October 21, 2009

Homohomie

A so called "Homohomie" is your local homosexual Homie.

Tim:„I'm going to visit my Homohomie”

by Gaylord mi May 12, 2021

Homosapian

An Individual of the human species.

I am a Homosapian. We are all homo sapiens.You are just a HOMO!

by b. luft January 13, 2007