Homophonia
Some guy in Utah just got fired from his teaching job for talking about words that sounds like other words. A clear case of homophonia.
Homophonia by Skunk-Evil September 21, 2014
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homophonia
A sociological affliction. The fear of dialing that phone number found on the bathroom wall due to the fact the person who both wrote the message, and will now be answering the phone, is gay.
Sam sat on the crapper and looked at the wall to his right. "For the best BJ of your life call 555-555-5555." Sam was horny and he wanted to call, but he had a bad case of homophonia.
homophonia by Shanedog July 13, 2011
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Homophonia
When someone mistakes homophones for their opposite meaning and are afraid of making those mistakes in every day situations.
Homophonia by MisterMedia94 May 14, 2021
Homophobia
It's what people think means fear of gay people even tho litteraly homo is man and phobic is fear of so no I don't have a fear if men
Person:1 bruh did you hear Jake was homophobic
Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat
Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise
Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat
Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise
Homophobia by Nighthsade4468 February 24, 2022
hobophoria
Lamont drank his last bottle of wine and laid down in the bus shelter. He didn't seem to care that the shelter reeked of urine or that a cockroach had been crawling on the ham sandwich he had for dinner. Instead, he closed his eyes and reveled in his hobophoria. He felt like he was floating on clouds of Wonder Bread.
hobophoria by Hobo2 January 30, 2006
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Homophobia by DoubAnon July 31, 2021
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