Homophonia

hōməˈfōnēə
noun
an extreme and irrational aversion to words that sound like other words.

Some guy in Utah just got fired from his teaching job for talking about words that sounds like other words. A clear case of homophonia.

Homophonia by Skunk-Evil September 21, 2014

homophonia

A sociological affliction. The fear of dialing that phone number found on the bathroom wall due to the fact the person who both wrote the message, and will now be answering the phone, is gay.

Sam sat on the crapper and looked at the wall to his right. "For the best BJ of your life call 555-555-5555." Sam was horny and he wanted to call, but he had a bad case of homophonia.

homophonia by Shanedog July 13, 2011

Homophonia

When someone mistakes homophones for their opposite meaning and are afraid of making those mistakes in every day situations.

The detective got a case of Homophonia after the case went cold.

Homophonia by MisterMedia94 May 14, 2021

homophobia 

an inconvenience towards a gay person

it’s homophobia how good looking straight men are.

homophobia by jlvwii July 18, 2020

Homophobia 

It's what people think means fear of gay people even tho litteraly homo is man and phobic is fear of so no I don't have a fear if men

Person:1 bruh did you hear Jake was homophobic

Person:2 wow a normal person let's talk to him about dat

Jake:1 I'm afraid of guys not gays
Homophobia is a awesome thing normal people practice only faggots say otherwise

Homophobia by Nighthsade4468 February 24, 2022

hobophoria 

The intense, carefree feeling of well being as that of a hobo.

Lamont drank his last bottle of wine and laid down in the bus shelter. He didn't seem to care that the shelter reeked of urine or that a cockroach had been crawling on the ham sandwich he had for dinner. Instead, he closed his eyes and reveled in his hobophoria. He felt like he was floating on clouds of Wonder Bread.

hobophoria by Hobo2 January 30, 2006

Homophobia 

Something that doesn't exist

Homophobia
- Not a thing is just normality

Homophobia by sdffsdsdffdss December 5, 2022