I should be doing my homework right now 

When you're literally on youtube or urban dictionary submitting definitions when you should probably start writing your essay due in three hours.

You thinking to yourself: Man, I've been using my precious minutes playing 2048 and snake though such has never seemed as interesting when I wasn't supposed to be doing homework. Gosh Fesfhck, I should be doing my homework right now. AAAAAÁAÆhhhhahaaaaaaahhhhhh.

I should be doing my homework right now by BigFatDuck January 25, 2020

Safety Homework 

When for some reason, you're not supposed to be going on the computer (because you're grounded, because it's midnight, etc) you either
A) pull up an old report you wrote on the computer or
B) write a paragraph on whatever class your "homework" is in, then copy and paste it over and over. Chances are, your parent isn't going to READ the paragraph, maybe just a sentence to know you're on track.

Then, you can do whatever without having to do anything.

I wrote a completely fake paragraph on Civil Rights for my Safety Homework while talking on MSN. Worked like a charm.

Safety Homework by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement) 

A metric shit-ton is a unit of measurement used to gauge how long your bitch-ass homework took you to complete. One metric shit-ton is equivalent to 4 hours worth of daily homework, excluding breaks and procrastination time.

I'm typing up this entry just to avoid doing my metric shit-ton of homework.

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement)

Metric Shit-Ton (Unit of Homework Measurement) by epicninja552 February 11, 2015

kill me now i have so much homework 

a saying which one says under great amount of homework or project related stress

"kill me now i have so much homework" jeff said, just before he commit suicide because of the massive amount of homework his teachers gave him that day

kill me now i have so much homework by John Titor/Barrel December 5, 2017

Show My Homework 

A stupid website teachers use to assign homework and other school-related things. They can set quizzes, tests and announcements.

Mrs Smith: Alright kids, homework will be set this week on Show My Homework.
Pupils: You’re joking?

Show My Homework by um.chile.anyways.so February 7, 2021

spanish homework 

incognito term for the use of marijuana; often used when the discussion occurs in the presence of adults (i.e. teachers, parents, managers, etc.); allows adult to assume the minors are planning something productive; originates from the fact that the majority of marijuana comes from Mexico

"hey, you wanna get together and do some spanish homework after class??"

"heck yeah! i haven't done spanish homework since last friday!"

spanish homework by blazedNconfused May 15, 2010

Show My Homework moment 

A moment which is so Show My Homeworkable, it causes people to "Show Their Homework".

Spider-Man 4 has been cancelled?! Show My Homework moment .

Show My Homework moment by gummybearcheese1 February 23, 2021