Holster your sidearm

Refrain from sexual advances, a.k.a keep it in your pants.

Quit grabbing her ass and holster your sidearm, partner.

by Kevinakkk December 28, 2008

Holster

To rest one's flaccid penis inside their partner's vagina. Usually done while post-coitus sleeping, but can be done without sexual intercourse. Spooning position works best, usually requires an erect penis for initial penetration.

I holstered inside my girl for 9 hours yesterday, my dick was pruned when I pulled it out!

by Dongo July 18, 2017

Double Breasted Holster

A bra

Tom: So what did you do next??
Kraven: I unlocked her vj gate and removed her double breasted holster

by Use Water Gun February 24, 2019

Holstens

The ice cream parlor where Tony Soprano was murdered in the HBO series, The Sopranos. It is a pretty nice establishment except when the tourists and film & tv tour buses invade and take pictures of it. It is located in Bloomfield, NJ.

You want to go to Holstens?

Nah, there's gonna' be too many people snappin' shots hoping to see James Gandolfini.

by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

hotdog holster

Vagina

I inserted my engorged wang into her hotdog holster.

by NickTheDick420 March 23, 2009

Sausage Holster

Vagina.

Here, hide this in your Sausage Holster.

by JAbstract October 8, 2011

bean holster

Vagina

Dan: (hot girl walks in)Damn! Jamie I would love to flip her over squirt mustard down her back and slide my juicy stalk right into her bean holster.

Jamie: Who the fuck are you! Get away from me you drunk bastard!

by SunnyDelyght November 20, 2016