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Hoeseidon

A hoe with such a whorish vigor for Tanning, Getting slammed, Hair extensions, and getting railed so hard that the amount of whoredom has endowed her with a copious degree of titillating power--thus turning her into a Goddess.

Not to be confused with any normal hoe, slut, or skank, she towers above them with her many ways of drawing an ordinary male's (or said male's sexual organs) attention.
Yea, you will love me, for you will soon know my awesome power. I am Hoeseidon, Queen of all the Hoecean.

Hoesiedon's thong has been said to cure any man's erectile dysfunction.
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horsefarm

a heavily trafficked corporate bathroom with poor ventilation
Damn Drew! What the hell did you do in there? That bathroom smells like a horsefarm!
by J$! January 6, 2008
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Hoeses

/hózəz/ A large group of hoes
I got hoeses like aisle three in home depot
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hoesexual

A person who has no qualms with fucking a person with no regard for sexual orientation, gender,mental faculties, or lifestyle.
That person is always having intercourse.

Oh them. They're just hoesexual.
by Gentleman01 September 5, 2016
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horseface

“Federal Judge throws out Stormy Danials lawsuit versus Trump. Trump is entitled to full legal fees.” @FoxNews Great, now I can go after Horseface and her 3rd rate lawyer in the Great State of Texas. "
-God Emperor Donald J. Trump
by johnlee^ October 19, 2018
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horseface

a person usually female with an unusually disgusting face that in some way resembles a horse.
"damn look at her body"
"the body is nice but she has a fucking horseface!!!"
by Heather pettit March 19, 2008
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horsefly

a guy that just doesn't take the hint after being rejected and follows you everywhere - to the point where all you can think of is how to get rid of him

closely related to: bamsee fly
Mike turned out to be a stalker. Where ever I go, he's there!

I told you he's a horsefly...
by powderaddicted June 15, 2010
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