taking the hobbits to isengard

A slang term for masturbation

I'll be taking the hobbits to isengard and go to bed to get a good night's sleep.

by werango June 9, 2023

Hobbiliness

a residual limp after injuring your leg/ankle

"so you can walk on that ankle alright now?" "Yeah, theres some residual hobbiliness, but its not that bad!!"

by xCassiopeiAx November 18, 2005

hobbies

Short for hoes and bitches.

My hobbies are expensive but keep them 'round.

by gizzag April 5, 2006

There taking the hobbits to Isengard

Isengard Isengard gard gard gard There taking the hobbits to Isengard

“There taking the hobbits to Isengard”

by RÊÊÊ 👁👄👁 November 28, 2019

Nasty Hobbitses

Roleplay, typically sexual. Involves two people, one as Gollum and one as Smeagol. Gollum should usually be on bottom, choking Smeagol from below. Engaging in this sex position assumes that the partners have obtained the cockring of power. Place the cockring on a third party's finger, Gollum bites it off, and uses it to fuck Smeagol.

Did you hear about Andrew and Christine with the nasty Hobbitses?

by Ngizzle June 3, 2018

angry hobbits

Widely known through the terms Benny or a Welsher...

Most common useage with the latter term following the former.

Refers to emotionally challenged individual. Unable to express ones self verbally and instead reverts to a serious of incoherent sounds... almost caveman like.

He comes across as really smart but ocassionally you get a glimpse of the Angry Hobbits that dwell within

by Welsher September 18, 2006

hobbiting

If you have already seen Lord of the Rings then you already know what a hobbit is. Hobbiting is when someone explores and adventures a hillside or mountain side, usually through the woods. A hill/mountain side is not mandatory, but it furthers the hobbiting experience. Smoking, making fires, and making forts are some common hobbiting activities. Psychedelic drugs (LSD, mushrooms, peyote) really enhance a hobbing experience, and really get you involved in the sport. Mischief and curiousity are a must.

"Where are Jake and Nate?"
"Oh, they went hobbiting today. They're climbing around some mountainside making campfires and having a good time."

"I went hobbiting yesterday, you should have seen the fort that I built."

"No one hobbits like we do. We hobbit that mountain side to no end, and that's some damn good acid."

by JeanClaudePignut April 8, 2009