hodad

A hodad is when your father has a sex change and becomes a prostitute.

Hey, look! Isn't that Jimmy's hodad over on the corner?

by sprude July 17, 2006

hodad

A rude surfer; formerly known as a Barney.

"That dude's always hogging all the good waves, he's such a hodad."

by Greg March 30, 2003

hodaddy

A man who loves sex and is always looking to get laid.

"Mark is one big hodaddy - that's the third chick he's hit on tonight"

by Kare Kare October 30, 2003

Hodad

A Hodad is an older surfer, who most often rides a longboard and is able to get onto waves before the shortboards, but because the hodad is riding a longboard, he is unable to shred the vave the way a shortboarder would be able to do. The opposite of a gremmie, a younger surfer that rides a short board but who drops in on you everytime.

In the movie "Ride the Wild Surf" the song "Secret Surf Spot":

"My secret surf spot, where nobody knows
The Gremmies and the Hodads never go"

by Dr Eagle Sperm-Cannon, LSD June 30, 2007

Hodad

Something that is super cheesy, corny, or plain out stupid!

A word that is used by lazy hillbillies when their vocabulary is shot.

"Hey, Mary-Lou, that there show you's watchin' is pretty Hodad!

"C'mon, Howard, don't do that- its so Hodad."

"I don't know about you, Bobby, but that couch is Hodad."

"Latisha built a wooden deck per her above ground pool, but it turned out to be quite Hodad."

by Hippiechic98 January 4, 2013

hodad

A good surfer,a seasoned surfer thats considered good at surfing. hodads were good and gremys (short for gremlins)were beginers.

That dude that droped in was one bad hodad.

by 1badhodad July 25, 2008